December 20, 2005 12:07 AM by Joe Blackmon
Between awards and performances, the 2005 Radio Music Awards includes a couple comedy skits involving reality TV stars. The funniest skit involves recent Apprentice Winner Randal Pinkett. In the skit, Randal pokes fun at the controversy surrounding his answer when Donald Trump asked him if he should hire Rebecca also.
The skit involves Santa Claus (played by George Wendt) conducting a boardroom type conversation with Apprentice candidates Randal and Alla. Randal talks about his experience running five businesses and his impressive academic credentials, while Alla points out that she started out as a stripper. Upon hearing that Alla use to be a stripper, Santa Claus immediately tells Randal that it’s not going to work out and hires Alla. As Alla goes and sits on Santa’s lap, Randal asks Santa, “How about hiring us both?” Santa replies, “Randal pal, this is not the elves, this is the elf.”
Randal and Alla aren’t the only reality TV stars in comedy skits on the Radio Music Awards. Survivor Winner Danni Boatwright also appears in a similar skit involving Santa Claus. In the skit, Danni thanks Santa for all the wonderful presents over the years. Santa Claus then starts talking about a new Corvette, and as Danni says she’s just a simple girl that doesn’t need that, Santa explains that he’s talking about himself and that he’ll take it in red.
Yet another reality TV skit involves Matt and Suzie from The Biggest Loser. Suzie is doing a workout which has Santa’s full attention. Matt interrupts to tell Santa that Suzie is his girlfriend now, but only since he lost 157 pounds, because “she’s just not into fat guys.”