April 02, 2006 08:56 PM by Joe Blackmon
The eagerly anticipated Flavor of Love Reunion Special played out just like most expected it would. From beginning to the end, the Flavor of Love Reunion was like an over-the-top episode of Jerry Springer. All twenty original Flavor of Love girls returned for the reunion. Things start to spin out of control when Red Oyster gets in a screaming match with the other girls. Even though Red Oyster ratted out the secrets of all the other girls in the house, it turns out that Red Oyster had a secret of her own.
Host Lala reveals that Red Oyster is married. Flavor Flav understands that Red Oyster is in process of separating from her husband, but is disappointed that she didn’t tell him. Things turn from a screaming match into a near fight when Goldie comes out. Goldie calls Cherry out for talking about her, and Cherry gets out of her seat and confronts Goldie. Security has to escort Cherry back to her seat.
Of course the main event occurs between Pumkin and New York. After another showing of Pumkin’s infamous spit into New York’s face, the two girls are brought out on stage separately. Big Rick stands between the two girls, but it doesn’t take long for New York to try to get physical with Pumkin. New York says “You know what, my ass been on pause but I fixing to press play in a ****ing millisecond. Pumkin responds “Actually, I could really give a **** if she’s there because me girls are behind me. You know what, I’m so glad that he can see who she really is, and she says we’re a bunch of idiot b*thces, look how she’s acting right now.” New York gets up from her chair and gets in front of Pumkin and says “I ain’t gonna spit because I got way more ****ing class than you. You know why, that’s why I’m not gonna spit in your face. But you know what, you know what, I am however going to b*tch slap your ****ing ass.” Big Rick gets in between the girls just in time and blocks New York’s swing at Pumkin.
After a commercial break, the two girls are given another chance to tell each other what they think of each other. Pumkin starts it off by saying “Ok, now I didn’t’ get a ****ing facelift, I don’t feel like I ****ing need one. I’m glad to see that you got castrated. All I have to say to you is that you know I don’t ****ing like you. I’m so glad that you live on the opposite side of the ****ing world than I do. And I’m not going to ****ing say anything else to you, because I’ve said it all a hundred ****ing time, you know how I feel about you, and I’m done.” New York then throws a prop out of the way and makes a run at Pumkin. Big Rick has to restrain New York, and in true Jerry Springer fashion, New York’s breasts pop out of her top while she is being restrained. Pumkin hides behind the other girls and yells out, “I didn’t come of Jerry ****ing Springer, get the ****ing psychotic b*tch out of here.”
After the confrontation between Pumkin and New York, finding out what has been going on between Flavor Flav and Hoopz almost seems like an afterthought. Even though Flavor Flav gives Hoopz a big kiss and a hug when she comes out, it turns out that the two haven’t found a romantic connection since the show ended. Hoopz explains “We just came to the agreement that it was just not like that.” Flavor Flav responds “I wish I would have picked somebody who had time for me.” Flavor Flav also adds “I need to do it again.” Get ready for Flavor of Love 2.