August 06, 2006 10:52 PM by Joe Blackmon
After failed romances with Brigitte Nielsen and Hoopz, Flavor Flav is making another attempt at finding love with Flavor of Love 2. This time around Flavor Flav means serious business, as he yells at his producers telling them no more gold diggers. To ensure a selection of girls that are there for Flavor Flav and not for money or fame, Flavor Flav personally screens the videos of the applicants.
As Flavor Flav opens the door to the mansion, the new Flavor of Love girls race like cattle to claim their beds. Less than thirty seconds into the house, two of Flavor Flav’s handpicked girls get into a flower-throwing, hair-pulling wrestling match over a bed. The incident prompts Flavor Flav to tell the girls that this isn’t the Flavor Springer Show.
One of the girls (Sapphire) that got into the fight prays to God for forgiveness. In her prayer, she says “Lord, please forgive me for beating this b*tch ass today, Lord. Lord, please forgive me for thinking about beating her ass again, Lord. Please rebuke all these demons that are in this house, Lord.” When the other girl (H-Town) from the fight interrupts to ask her if that is really necessary, Sapphire snaps “You better quit interrupting my prayers before God direct me to whoop your ass.”
Flavor Flav talks individually to Sapphire and H-Town. Flavor Flav calls all the girls together. Flavor Flav says “Violence is what I can’t have. Sapphire, your time is up man, I’ve got to let you go. I mean, you know, watching the video tapes, it shows you threw the first punch. That I can’t have. I can’t have nobody throwing punches at nobody.” Sapphire is dragged kicking and screaming out of the house, and all the other girls celebrate her elimination.
Flavor Flav assigns nicknames to all the girls. The nicknames are Toasteee, Buckeey, Wire, Nibblz, Somethin, Hood, Eye Z, Tiger, Beautuful, Bootz, Like Dat, Choclate, Spunkeey, Payshintz, Krazy, Buckwild, H-Town, Bamma, and Deelishis. After Spunkeey interrupts Somethin’s time with Flavor Flav, Somethin flips out and goes into a screaming tirade. However, the screaming tirade is only the second strangest thing that Somethin does on the premiere.
Flavor Flav has a mixer for the girls, but what the girls don’t know is that there is a spy named Eye Z in their midst. Eye Z gives Flavor Flav the scoop on each of the girls, but Flavor Flav has trouble remembering everything. Flavor Flav reveals to the girls that Eye Z has been working as a spy for him. At the clock ceremony, Flavor Flav eliminates Hood, Bamma, H-town, and Choclate. After the elimination, Flavor Flav smells something in his crib. It turns out that Somethin pooped on the floor.