August 17, 2006 10:42 PM by Joe Blackmon
The superheroes spend the morning helping the citizens of Los Angeles. Dark Enforcer tells Stan Lee that he talked to the family and friends of the superheroes. Creature’s friend tells a story about her chucking items out of a hotel window. Feedback’s wife says he’s messy, inconsiderate, and a slob. Fat Momma’s momma says that she has not always been proud of her weight. Major Victory’s co-worker says he use to be known as Thong Man. Lemuria’s friend says she is infamous for strutting her stuff and dancing on tabletops.
At the elimination ceremony, Stan Lee asks Creature, Fat Momma, and Major Victory to step forward. After pointing out to Creature that she broke the law by jaywalking while doing good deeds, Stan Lee tells her that she must leave the lair.
For their next challenge, the superheroes have to spend time visiting with convicted felons. Stan Lee tells the superheroes that they must perform the following four secret tasks: hug an inmate three times, brush the hair out of an inmate’s face three times, rub an inmate’s shoulders three times, and sit on an inmate’s lap for exactly ten seconds. Major Victory asks the officer supervising the inmates, “They do know this is not a conjugal visit by me?” The officer replies “The way you’re dressed, I can’t guarantee that.”
Fat Momma, Major Victory, and Feedback all complete their task, but Lemuria fails to complete her task. At the elimination ceremony, Stan Lee compliments Major Victory on how he spoke with the inmate, but criticizes him over taking his cape off. Stan Lee asks Lemuria and Major Victory to step forward. Stan Lee tells Lemuria to turn in her costume.