January 18, 2007 01:42 AM by Joe Reality
Simon Cowell told American Idol 6 contestant Kenneth Briggs that he looked like one of those creatures that lived in the the jungle with those massive eyes, a bush baby. Does Kenneth look like a bush baby? You be the judge!
After Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson put American Idol 6 contestant Anna Kearns through to Hollywood, Simon Cowell said "You just put through a giraffe." Does Anna look like a giraffe? You be the judge!
American Idol 6 contestant Steven "Red" Thoen said that he looked like Carrot Top, but that everybody said he was way cooler than him. Does Red look like Carrot Top? You be the judge!