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Dancing With The Stars Microphone Malfunction Mistaken For Defecation

March 19, 2007 10:42 PM by Joe Reality

Joeykym_microphoneMalfunctions involving wardrobe items and microphones are fairly common
occurrences on reality TV shows, but the premiere of Dancing with the
Stars 4 offered a microphone malfunction that was mistaken for
something else.  During Joey Fatone’s Cha-Cha-Cha with his partner Kym
Johnson, his microphone pack came loose and swung behind him like a

However, the surprising part about Joey Fatone’s microphone malfunction came after he finished dancing.  Joey Fatone told host Tom Bergeron, “Let me tell you, I thought I just crapped my pants.  I didn’t know what was behind me.  I was like, what is that?”  Thankfully, Tom Bergeron quickly clarified for the audience that Joey did not defecate on stage but that his “microphone pack was swinging around.”   

Billyray_hairpullJoey Fatone’s microphone malfunction was actually the second malfunction of the Dancing with the Stars 4 premiere, as Billy Ray Cyrus had a hair malfunction with his partner Karina Smirnoff earlier in the show.  After dancing to “I Want My Mullet Back,” Billy Ray attempted to rip a hair piece off Karina’s head.  Unfortunately, the hair piece got stuck and Billy Ray struggled for several seconds before finally managing to wrangle it loose.  Billy Ray then held it above his head and shouted “I got it back.  I got it.”  Afterwards, host Tom Bergeron quipped “I guess a mulletectomy is harder than it looks.” 

Of course the malfunction that everyone was waiting for never happened.  When Heather Mills danced the Fox Trot with partner Jonathan Roberts, her false leg did not appear to come anywhere close to flying off.  In fact, the judge’s criticism of her performance actually dealt more with her top half and what she did with her arms rather than anything involving her legs. 

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2 Responses to “Dancing With The Stars Microphone Malfunction Mistaken For Defecation”

  1. Clarence Says:
    March 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Just proves no matter how good you are,or wether your pro or not things will and can happen,as long as we can have a laugh who cares.

  2. dave romito Says:
    March 20th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    heather mills is a gold digger from the get go and is only on this show to gain more fame in the USA. she is going to take one of america’s favorite music icons for over 29 MILLION !!! i wouldn’t loan her a stick to stand on if she ask me.
    please dont get caught up in her plea to be RICHER and more famous.


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