November 14, 2009 09:10 AM by Britteny Elrick
Oh Speidi. Lately, these two have been so busy between making fools of themselves on reality TV, not procreating, and bombing interviews. So why don’t they write a book about how famous they are? Lucky for you, that is exactly what they have done.
While promoting their new book How To Be Famous, scheduled to hit stores November 16, Spencer and Heidi Pratt took some time out to talk with Playboy.com. “We’re going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets,” the couple said.
So why write about fame? “They always say, “Write what you know,” and we know how to be famous,” they said. Oh, gag me.
Other famous stars that they admire? The king and queen of tabloids: Brangelina, of course. “Well, we wouldn’t want to piss them off. She might steal Spencerâ€”you know, because she steals people’s husbands!” Heidi said. “But seriously, we’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”
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