May 13, 2010 08:33 PM by Jennifer
As LuAnn warms up her voice in a recording studio making her single, the rest of the housewives (minus Jill) are warming up their buns in St. Johns for Ramona’s all girl’s weekend before renewing her vows on tonight’s The Real Housewives of New York City on BRAVO. But things don’t go as planned, and new friends become old enemies… Keep reading for the crazy details!
As weird as it sounds, Ramona has this huge trip planned before her renewal ceremony, and the agenda of the trip remains a surprise to her guests. She takes them to a pier and they board a luxurious yacht, and the first thing she says is “Jill is eating crow” because she decided not to come on the trip. But the Jill bashing did not stop there. As the women sit down to lunch, Ramona brings up the fact that Jill was offended that she heard second hand that Bethenny’s father died. Kelly tries to take the moral high road ( and makes herself look like an idiot) and defends Jill, and attacks everything that everyone says. She goes back into that space cadet mode that she was in last season, and tells them she has had enough of their behavior and is going to her room. Sonja stayed out of the conversation, and then Kelly comes back out. Then she starts acting normal again. Something is not right there.
Back in the big apple on The Real Housewives of New York City on BRAVO, LuAnn goes into the recording studio to record a song she has been working on. She starts to sing, and it is a song about how money can’t buy you class. I am not even going to touch that one with a ten foot pole. LuAnn then goes on a dateÂ with Court, a man she met in the Hamptons. He kind of looks like a cross between Rod Stewart and Carson Kressley… He tried to move in for a kiss, and she totally seemed to brush him off, but then they talk about going to the Hamptons for the weekend and he kisses her. She seems to be moving on with her life, and it is nice to see that she is doing something that involves zero drama.
After lunch back in St. John, the ladies go snorkeling, but Sonja didn’t go because she was having a good hair day, and she didn’t want to waste that precious do’ on an area with noÂ fish. GodÂ forbid you have to get wet and wash and style your hair again. Oh the horror. After they settle in for the night, Kelly whips out the Patron shots, and they start discussing Bethenny’s recently deceased father. So Sonja decides to change the subject to the subject she always talks about: sex. Sonja tells Kelly that she should go to the yacht next door to them, where the owner of Hooters is, and she should go pick up a man. Kelly gets offended , because that is not her style.
But then the conversation gets serious, when Sonja cries about having low self esteem years ago. Kelly rips Sonja and Bethenny apart, saying that it is so 1970′s to play the victim. She tells Bethenny that she is creepy and that no one cares about her. Bethenny fires back and calls her the most unintelligent human being, which Kelly is totally proving herself to be. It is like the exorcist when the chick’s head spins around. Total Jekyll & Hyde. I thought she changed from that raving lunatic from last season, when she sounded like her mother-ship had not landed on planet earth. But I guess not, because as the night progresses, Bethenny goes over to the other yacht and tells Alex and Ramona about Kelly’s rants. Ramona (in her slurred voice) tells Bethenny that she is going to shut Kelly down. But thankfully, the nonsense ends and Kelly goes to bed… at least for that night..
The preview for next week shows that this fight is faaaarrrrr from over! It looks so great! See you after the show!
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