January 03, 2011 03:00 PM by Paula_Kosowski
Jersey Shore Snooki’s book, “A Shore Thing,” goes on sale tomorrow. Read more for your first look at the MTV Reality Star’s new novel.
“A Shore Thing” is inspired by 22-year-old “Snooki” Polizzi’s own adventures at the Jersey Shore. According to the publisher, the book tells the story of a young, “pint-sized” party girl enjoying a summer at the shore, looking for love and dealing with all the drama that comes with it.
The New York Post released some choice excerpts from Snooki’s new book. Here’s a sampling:
- He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”
- “Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”
- “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.”
- “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”
- “Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.”
As the publishers state, the novel aims to “soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.”
Snooki’s not the only Jersey Shore castmate to document the “Jersey Shore” experience in print. Mike “The Situation” already published his first bestselling novel, “Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. ”
Like her reality TV castmate, Snooki’s first novel is also expected to be a bestseller. The book is available now for pre-order at Amazon and Barnes & Noble and will be available for purchase in stores Jan. 4.
Are you planning on reading it?
The new season of the Jersey Shore premiers Jan. 6 at 10 p.m. on MTV.
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