February 04, 2011 08:00 AM by Veronica Dudo
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? week two featured Joan Rivers on a mission! She set out to change a few things while in California. From redecorating Melissa’s house to buying Dominica, the nanny a new wardrobe. Read Joan’s version in her own words!Here’s Joan’s version of episode two “Joan Takes Over” from her blog.
I’ve been staying with Melissa and Cooper for a few weeks now and it’s been smooth sailing so far. The family dinners, the quiet evenings in front of a roaring fire, taking turns cleaning up Lola’s poop — I love this quality time with my family! But you know me: when we’re not doing something together I’m such a quiet little mouse Melissa barely knows I’m here.
Now, other than a few casual suggestions about how she should fix up this hideously furnished house she lives in and which of the stupid help she should fire, I’ve pretty much kept my opinions to myself. Which I think is pretty good for a woman whose only daughter is shacked up with a common-law husband like some low-life tramp you’d meet in the street.
Anyway, there is one idea I’ve been pushing on Melissa just a teensy little bit concerning a new career direction I think she should consider, but so far she’s been resisting it. That’s OK. What do I know? I’ve only been in The Business for a half-century or so, plus I gave birth to her (which was the most harrowing experience of my entire life. I STILL sit on a tube when alone). I just think this is such an exciting opportunity for a woman Melissa’s age! Of course, the idea I’m talking about does have to do with what a person might call, for lack of a better term, the adult entertainment industry. Still…
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