March 09, 2011 08:30 AM by Veronica Dudo
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? airs Tuesday nights on We TV. In the “Joan Looks For Love” episode, Jason and Melissa talk Joan into dating! Read Joan’s blog below to find out how she really felt about her dates.
I’m back in Los Angeles with Melissa. Now that the disaster of Team Building…or, as I call it, Family Destroying…is behind us Melissa and I have made up and we’re closer than ever–almost like Mother and Daughter. And now the consensus seems to be that I should start dating. Suddenly everybody I know is trying to set me up on dates. Melissa, Jason, Margie, Sabrina…they’re all looking for guys for me to go out with. Even Cooper is trying to help, although I think most of the guys he knows would be too young for me.
First I went out with a guy who designs museum exhibits, which is why he gets all the chicks. Then I went out with a very nice choreographer, which I think should give you a general sense of how that date went. After that I went out with a very prominent surgeon whose specialty is…well, let’s just say his last three patients died of Dutch Elm Disease. Then there was Alan, a man who had it all: successful, well-dressed, funny…did I mention successful?
He even took me to a shooting range for our first date, which brought to mind the age-old question: is he happy to see me, or is that actually a gun in his pocket? Was it love, or was that just the gunpowder talking? Only time would tell. You’ll have to do the thinking for both of us, Alan darling. In the meantime, pass me some more of that ammo.
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? airs Tuesday nights on We TV.
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