March 29, 2011 08:58 PM by Shayla Perry
Tonight, on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Miami… What happens when you mix six sultry Housewives with a sassy mother that can supposedly read people’s energy? Lots of drama! Find out everything you missed in the final episode of the Bravo reality show here!
This week on the season finale of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol Patton and her mother, Elsa, are going through Marysol’s wedding pictures. But when Elsa asks Marysol if she’s going to start having kids, the busy PR pro says that children aren’t exactly on her mind right now; especially since she’s had trouble getting pregnant in the past.
Alexia Echevarria and her son are looking at some pictures themselves… Peter’s spread in a magazine. Though Alexia admits that she’s been instrumental in his career as a model, she says that it’s on Peter to take the steps necessary to go as far as he can go.
Larsa Pippen is throwing a shopping party and Cristy Rice, Lea Black, Adriana De Moura, and the rest of the ladies are all there. Larsa takes the opportunity to call Adriana out for “ruining” her lunch the other day, but Adriana claims that she was simply trying to tell Cristy not to worry about Lea.
Later, Cristy and Larsa discuss the lunch with a friend of theirs, and they all agree that Adriana is just the kind of person that always needs attention.
Taking some time off for a little romantic getaway, Adriana De Moura and her fiance later check in to the Canyon Ranch and waste no time stripping down for sensual massages and painting each other with mud. Though they’re there for romance, Adriana decides to bring up her ex, and his feelings about their relationship. Frederic tells Adriana that he’d happily adopt her son, and when she asks him if and when he plans on marrying her, he tells her to pick a date.
In their suite, Adriana treats Frederic to a strip tease, and shows off the moves she learned from her pole dancing lessons.
Speaking of marriage, newlyweds Marysol and Philippe are busy planning their upcoming cooking lesson with the ladies, but Philippe is a little preoccupied with his Blackberry. With Marysol in the business of event planning, they’re able to pull off creating a wonderful setting to entertain the other Housewives…and her mother!
Larsa Pippen, who’s never met mama Elsa before, is admittedly a skeptic about psychics, but asks Elsa to give her a reading (we’ve seen this one before–paging Allison DuBois!).
When she asks Elsa what she can tell her, Elsa says that she’s worried about a man. Larsa insists that she must be referring to her three sons, but Elsa says that it’s definitely a man, and that she can’t tell Larsa anymore with so many people around. Hmmm.
Once Alexia Echevarria and Cristy Rice arrive, Philippe begins the cooking lesson with the ladies, but they’re a little apprehensive when he opens a bag of frozen salmon from his company.
As they sit down for lunch, Adriana asks Elsa to do a reading, but Elsa says that she’s too expensive for them. Larsa Pippen once again voices her doubts, which prompts Adriana to ask Elsa to tell them all something about Larsa that no one else would know.
Someone asks Elsa to tell a little something about each of them, and she begins by saying that there’s nothing wrong with Lea Black at all. When it comes to Alexia Echevarria, Elsa says that she’s very emotionally mature, but “what you see is not what you get.”
Elsa then tells everyone that Larsa is emotionally very immature and confused, which makes Larsa start to become combative.
But Cristy Rice, who does believe that some people can be more intuitive than others, begins to talk to Elsa in Spanish, and Elsa immediately tells her that she could have stayed happily married, but she’s not, and it’s her own fault!
Cristy later reveals the circumstances leading to her divorce, admitting that she and her husband were separated when he walked in the house and caught her with another man. Though Cristy denies that anything physical happened with the man, her husband did get physical, and the two men began to fight.
Adriana De Moura also says that when Cristy’s marriage ended, there were lots of rumors that she had been the one that was being unfaithful in the relationship.
Days after the party, Marysol asks her mother her thoughts about the evening. Elsa says that she doesn’t even want to think about it, but doesn’t remember any of the conversation because there was nothing worth remembering. Marysol on the other hand, remembers things clearly, and now knows that Larsa Pippen isn’t someone that she wants to associate with.
Alexia Echevarria and her son are at a modeling agency to try to see if they’ll represent him. Alexia is all smiles as Peter gets his pictures taken, but he’s a bit embarrassed when it’s time to take off his shirt because he’s packing a little pooch. Luckily, that doesn’t work against him, and he lands a two year contract!
Poolside at the Pippen home, Larsa and Cristy are dishing about Marysol’s mom. Cristy suggests that they have a party at Larsa’s house and invite Elsa so Scottie can meet her and put her in her place, but Larsa says that she doesn’t even want to see her again, and both ladies agree that Marysol should have told her mother to “shut her mouth.”
Meanwhile, Marysol Patton gets a package from Lea Black, which turns out to be an invitation to a cooking party requiring hats and gloves. So of course, Marysol uses the invite as an opportunity to go shopping.
Still feeling the love, Adriana and Frederic head out for an intimate lunch for two on a little island.
Again, Adriana asks Frederic to “sign the papers” referring to him adopting her son, and teases him by untying her bikini until he says that he’ll sign.
It’s Peter’s graduation party, and Alexia is emotional as she reads a letter that she wrote to her son, aloud.
Later, the ladies gather at Lea Black’s house to get ready to go to their cooking lesson, but Larsa corners Marysol and confronts her about her mother. Marysol calmly tells Larsa that she simply doesn’t have to believe in anything that her mother said.
When they arrive at the “undisclosed location,” the ladies are mortified to find out that they’re all dressed up for lunch at a farm. Lea says that the dresses were necessary, since it’s an important chef. And to OUR surprise, it actually is…Michelle Bernstein, who happened to appear on last week’s episode of Top Chef: All-Stars.
But the ladies aren’t impressed when they’re forced to harvest herbs and flowers in their hats and heels amongst the mosquitoes, which Larsa Pippen, in particular, found to be “annoying.” Alexia Echevarria calls the entire lunch a waste of time for James Beard award-winning chef Michelle Bernstein, who essentially drove out there to make them a salad.
During lunch, when Larsa begins complaining, she asks everyone if they want to come to her house. Marysol jokingly asks if she can bring her mom, to which Larsa responds, “No, because my mom is there, and my mom’s a bigger bitch than yours.”
Marysol is hurt by Larsa’s comment, but says nothing.
So, how did things end for the Miami Housewives?
Cristy Rice “keeps her options open,” in all aspects of her life — except, of course, Lea’s gala.
Larsa Pippen is in Chicago as her husband works with the Bulls.
Alexia Echevarria still has plans of taking her magazine to another level, but is spending most of her time managing her son’s modeling career.
Lea Black is already busy planning her next gala, which she says will be even bigger than the last.
Marysol Patton and her husband are considering adopting a child.
Adriana De Moura is engaged and managed to get tuition taken care of for her son’s private school.
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