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Jersey Shore’s The Situation Speaks The Language Of Love In Italy
August 10, 2011 10:59 AM by Kristin Watson
Jersey Shore’s fourth season premiere gave us some TMI lip-locking in Italy, but it was between Deena and Pauly D, not the cast and locals. Did Jersey Shore win over the locals of Italy with their charm? According to The Situation, it’s all about “the language of love.” Read on for the details.
Sure, you can transport the misfits of Jersey Shore to Italy, but do the locals really care about The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of gang? Did Italy find their fist pumping and GTL-loving ways cute?
Snooki recently told MTV news, “There were no guidos there, surprisingly. It’s Italy.” News flash, not everyone of Italian decent is a self-proclaimed guido or guidette.
Snooki added, ”They weren’t even Lean Cuisines; they were like skinny Gumbys.” Yikes, we need a translator! What does that even mean?
Snooki’s partner in crime, Deena, agreed about the Florence, Italy experience. “I went there looking for a nice authentic man, and let me tell you: I found a few,” she said. “But no guidos. It was more like Lean Cuisines.” Again with the Lean Cuisines!
Wait, Deena did find Paul D’s tongue! Is that considered authentic?
Did the men of Jersey Shore do any better? Not really. ”It’s a lot harder to find than you think,” Vinny said. “Florence is an international city, a lot of Americans, but when we did find the Italian girls, they were very mature. They’re ready to settle down at a young age.”
The Situation said, ”Italian women over there were very sweet. I got a chance to know one or two that didn’t speak a lick of English.” Oh, now we get it. They didn’t speak English — perfect prey!
The Situation added, “There really isn’t a language barrier ’cause at the end of the day, we all know there’s one language: It’s the language of love.”
Aww! We wish he’d speak to us in the language of love — yuck! We were kidding.
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