August 24, 2011 06:38 PM by Ryan Haidet
The Zingbot 3000 made his return to the house on tonight’s episode of Big Brother 13 filled with all sorts of funny one-liners. But the main focus was the Power of Veto. Daniele knew she had to win it to guarantee her safety for the week. On the other side of the coin, Jeff wanted to win it for himself so he could possibly use it to backdoor Daniele by pulling either Kalia or Porsche off the chopping block. Who won the PoV? Read on to find out!
Jordan Gets Goofy
Just like Adam did with his elf costume, Jordan did a goofy striptease as she removed her humilitard after wearing it for a full week. Everybody cheered as she took off each item of clothing. “Very sexy!” Jeff yelled.
Her goofiness continued as she laid with Jeff in the Head of Household bedroom. As they were watching Daniele and Porsche on the private monitor, he said they were probably being mischievous. But the way he pronounced “mischievous” had Jordan confused. This turned into a long discussion about the correct way to say it. Yes, compelling television.
The best part of tonight’s episode was when the Zingbot 3000 returned to insult all of the houseguests. Here are the slams he slung at each of the players:
- “Hey Jeff, 1995 called. They want their soul patch back.”
- “Porsche, shouldn’t you be named after a car with a roomier trunk? Zing!”
- “Rachel, every other word out of your mouth is the ‘F’ word. ‘Fiance. Fiance.’ Zing!”
- “Daniele, do you own a car or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy’s coattails?”
- “Adam, good call shaving your beard. I don’t think your girlfriend realized she was dating Uncle Fester.”
- “Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt and fish? A dude!”
- “Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert of the things done after sex — like sleeping.”
- “Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn’t proposed yet is because he knows you’re terrible at answering questions.”
After all of the insults, the Zingbot directed all of the houseguests to the backyard for the PoV competition. The challenge consisted of the players building a bride for Zingbot out of a series of puzzle pieces. The first person to complete the challenge would win the PoV. Although Daniele was motivated to win, she couldn’t pull it off. Instead, Jeff won the competition. “Once again, I put my money where my mouth is and I won the Veto,” he said excitedly in the Diary Room with the PoV around his neck. “Now all the power in the house this week is mine.”
Working On Jeff
As is expected, Porsche, Kalia and Daniele all worked to convince Jeff they are worthy of keeping in the competition. Porsche said she isn’t ready to leave the game and offered him safety if they kept her in the house. Jeff accepted no deal there, but told her he would consider it. Kalia made the argument that she should be kept in the house since she hasn’t floated around all summer like some of the other contestants. Daniele’s chat with Jeff seemed the best. She suggested that he keep the nominations the same so they could get rid of Porsche this week. Then they could hold a deal and go to the finals together. “I’ve given you my word twice,” Daniele told Jeff. “I’ve honored my word.”
Jeff Uses The Veto
At the Veto Ceremony, Jeff chose to use it to spare Porsche from the chopping block this week. Then he selected Daniele as the replacement nominee and put her up against Kalia. “Let the good times roll,” Daniele said as she sat down on the couch. “Shocker.” Jeff was blunt in his reasoning and said it was all about an issue of trust. Since he felt she broke all trust between them earlier this summer by targeting him, Jeff was ready to cut her loose.
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