October 03, 2011 07:31 PM by Megan Thompson
The girls from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are all hanging out at Adrienne’s barbeque tonight. When these Bravo girls get together there is always drama, especially now that Brandi Glanville is in the mix. Keep reading for all the details!
Kyle and Taylor head to Dana Wilkey’s house for lunch. When Dana opens the door, Kyle says what everyone is thinking which is, “two boobs and a tiara staring me in the face.” The girls interrupt Dana, who is running late from her previous appointment, which is trying on various jewels for her upcoming nuptials. But don’t worry lunch won’t be late because the private chef is cooking for the girls. There is the normal girl talk, but then Dana has to brag about her genius son. Not just that he can count, but her 18-month old reads and actually speaks Thai! Really – I need to see that! Kyle jokes that her toddler will be in college in a few years – thanks for being real Kyle.
Adrienne and Paul call up their friends to invite them to a barbeque at the house, but something tells me it will be fancier than your average BBQ. Can you even picture Adrienne at a grill flipping burgers and drinking a beer? I don’t think so.
Brandi and Taylor meet for lunch to discuss their similarities, basically asshole husbands! Brandi shares that she never knew that her husband was cheating on her, she read it in a magazine. Ouch! Taylor shares that she is in marriage counseling. Brandi notices that Taylor is extremely thin, which she likes to call the “divorce diet.” The two seem to bond over their broken-hearts and then do a cheers to Brandi who took her man to the cleaners in the divorce.
Kim is dusting her photos off and reminiscing about her children being little. The housekeeper pretends to listen to her, but seems to just want to tell her to shut-up.
Lisa and Ken meet Kyle and Mauricio for dinner, at the only restaurant in town – Villa Blanca of course! Kyle admits there has been tension between her and Lisa since she had “words” with Ken at Adrienne’s party. Kyle shares the lunch story about Dana with Lisa. Ken, being the sensitive gentlemen that he is, asks, “Isn’t Dana the chubby one?” Lisa begins to talk about Taylor and her weight issues. The discussion starts to get heated when Kyle defends Taylor calling her “fragile.”
It’s BBQ time. There are lifeguards, bartenders and private chefs – just your typical Beverly Hills outing. All the girls begin to arrive with their children. Brandi shares that she is having a rough weekend because her ex-hubby just got re-married, to Leann Rimes. Enter Dana who annoys Kyle within two seconds of arriving, by bragging over and over again about her $25,000 sunglasses.
Yes, $25,000 for a pair of sunglasses. Camille sums it up best by saying, “most people who have a lot of money don’t brag about it.”
Lisa is MIA from the barbeque because she is at CNN being a correspondent for the royal wedding. Of course, Giggy will be making an appearance as well. I wasn’t sure if she was joking or not when she asked if Giggy had an ear piece or not, so he could understand what’s going on. Lisa did such an outstanding job that Ken actually fell asleep watching her!
Back to Adrienne’s fancy, I mean casual, party. What’s not classy is when Brandi’s son gets out of the pool and pees on the grass! Kyle is appalled that Brandi laughs it off and doesn’t say anything to her child. Thank goodness we have the bragger, I mean Dana, to lighten up the conversation talking about her wedding which is going to be in Paris – blah -blah- blah.
When the conversation turns to “big hands, big feet, big… Brandi uses the word “cock” instead of penis. Kyle and Taylor actually get offended by Brandi using this word and give her the evil eye. Brandi notices the girls’ reaction and blurts out that she isn’t “a super slut!” Brandi should have just kept her mouth shut for the rest of the night, but she then later offends Dana. Dana shares that her fiancé travel frequently, so Brandi chimes in saying, “it is probably because he has women all over the country.” Dana is not pleased with this cheating comment and adamantly defends her fiancé.
Next week the drama heats up more when Brandi accuses Kim of using drugs! What did you think of tonight’s episode?
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