April 08, 2012 07:16 PM by Megan Thompson
It’s the season finale of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta tonight on Bravo. All the girls show up to support the launch of Kandi’s new sex toy line. Plus, NeNe decides to move forward with her divorce from Gregg. Keep reading to find out all the details from tonight’s RHOA.
NeNe and her sidekick, Cynthia, go furniture shopping. NeNe is in a funk because she has decided to go ahead with her divorce. “My decision to divorce Gregg is like a death to me,” NeNe tells the cameras. NeNe is ready to pick up the pieces and move forward with her life. What is NeNe going to miss about Gregg? The sex of course!
Speaking of sex, Kandi has received the first version of her “happiness and joy” adult toy product. “You are happy on the inside and joyful on the outside,” is how Kandi describes her new sex toy. It’s only been five months, but Kandi has developed a whole toy line. Kandi is excited to show all her friends these great new products at her launch party.
Cynthia is busy working at her modeling agency; she is searching for the next big model. “There are a lot of people here that shouldn’t be here,” Cynthia says about some of the ladies who want to be models. It’s basically a low-budget version of America’s Next Top model, with Cynthia doing her best Tyra Banks impression.
At the end of the day, Cynthia finds some girls that she feels she can groom to become models.
Phaedra and Sheree meet at Kandi’s clothing store to go man shopping! The ladies are hand picking men for Kandi’s sex toy launch party. ”I’m good at picking out eye-candy,” Sheree tells her fellow shoppers. The first guy takes his shirt off and he has a little hair on his chest. “I don’t care if you have a little hair…but I don’t want it to look like taco meat,” Kandi tells the cameras. Will you ever look at taco meat the same way? Finally the ladies choose a bunch of muscle heads that feed them strawberries, while massaging their necks and their feet. Of course Kandi has to push the sex conversation by asking the men, “Do we get a happy ending?”
Kim is out with Kroy and she can’t stop staring at her engagement ring. Can you blame her? The newly engaged couple is out for Kroy’s birthday dinner, sans kids. Kim explains that she had a good financial thing going with Big Papa, but she was empty inside. Kim is so excited to give Kroy his birthday present that she is giddy. When the car pulls up after dinner, the valet pulls up in a brand new Porsche! “Oh my word,” is all Kroy can say to his woman.
It’s the night of Kandi’s sex toy launch party and women are lined up to get in! “I want to be known as the boss of pleasure,” Kandi tells the cameras. The half-naked men are rubbing down all the guests that Kandi invited via Twitter. NeNe brings her fellow Talls to the party, Cynthia and Marlo. The Talls are appalled that they are at a party with Twitter fans and that they aren’t being served drinks. NeNe is grossed out by the half-naked men massaging the guests, so she decides to leave.
The Talls are upset that NeNe is abandoning them, but NeNe just storms out of the party without even talking to Kandi. “She doesn’t really need a vibrator, because she has a dick in her pants,” Kim jokes about NeNe.
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