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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Friendships Unravel

April 29, 2012 08:12 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo. The girls finally approach Teresa Giudice about the “jokes” she wrote about them in her cookbook. Keep reading for all the details from tonight’s RHONJ.

Buh-bye Ashlee!  Ashlee is whining as she is packing her bags and headed to Vegas.  This free-loading daughter is getting kicked out of her parent’s house today. Jacqueline is actually giddy that she is giving her daughter the boot.  Albie actually drives an obviously upset Ashlee to the airport.  But surprise, surprise – Ashlee calls to tell Albie she missed her flight! No one is surprised that Ashlee couldn’t catch her flight, because she was tweeting the entire time. 

Caroline and her daughter, Lauren, are sitting down with a nutritional specialist.  ”It’s bread, it’s sausage, it’s cheese,” Caroline tells the nutritionist about her daughter’s eating habits.  Then the “doctor” gives Lauren her one meal, which is a jar of  yellow liquid.  I had to rewind my TV a couple of times, but I think he says it’s “pasteurized pig waste”.  Anyone else hear that?   Lauren mentions that this diet is like being anorexic, but as long as she gets to her size four goal - who cares? 

Joe and Teresa visit the pizza shop, which has failed.  Joe has a bunch of excuses as to why the business failed, but mostly he just mumbles.  “Everyone has financial issues, maybe things are not fine, but Joe and I will take care of it,” Teresa shares with the cameras.

Jacqueline is having the entire family over for a big dinner.  Everyone arrives, even Ashlee comes back home!  “You don’t have any common sense,” Chris tells Ashlee about missing her flight. ”Hiiii guuuysss,” Teresa belts out when she walks in the room.  Teresa than shushes everyone to make a statement about her cookbook.  “It’s a family cookbook, whoever took offense to it, I apologize,” Teresa tells the group.  “We’ll take one for the team, so you can make some extra cash,” Melissa then taunts Teresa.  Teresa just doesn’t get it or doesn’t care, because she is just ready to play poker.  All the men head downstairs to play poker and the women hang out upstairs. Fast forward to the next day, when all we see is that Joe has a black eye and a bloody nose.  The boys got rough last night when Joe Giudice mocked Joe Gorga for his height.  Richie stepped in and the boys got into it a little bit – leaving Joe with some bruises.  Why didn’t the Bravo cameras catch any of that? 

Melissa and Joe sit down for a romantic dinner.  Joe is curious as to what the big surprise is; he wants another baby.  No way is this new pop star getting preggo now!  Joe just wants to make sure this dinner ends with a “bang.” Joe stars talking about his “poison”, but Melissa is trying to keep him on track.  Finally, Melissa shares that she wrote a ballad for her dearest hubby.  Melissa then runs to the other room to play Joe her latest song.  “I had these goose bumps and these feelings I couldn’t explain,” Joe tells the cameras about his wife.  Joe immediately picks up his woman and carries her to the bedroom.

Mission - get Ashlee to the airport - is in full effect.  Chris drives Ashlee to the airport and walks her to the gate.  ”I love her to death, but she is not welcome back until she has a plan in place,” Chris tells the cameras.  Back at home, Jacqueline breaks down as she looks at old pictures of Ashlee. 

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3 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Friendships Unravel”

  1. katie Says:
    April 30th, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Teresa is now using us all to help her get rich by saying she loves, loves, loves Pearlbrite teeth whitening so much that she became an owner. Pearlbrite is a generic teeth whitening product bought by the company and then packaged with their name on it so in other words you can buy the same product just a different name on the internet (there are many) there is nothing unique and Teressa gets paid big cash payouts according the the Securities Exchange Commission’s filings, and also she gets cheap stock which she sells at a high because the innocent public is buying stock while Teressa and other insiders, including their family members are selling. Nothing new here, this is the same trick used by the company President Leonard M Tucker in the past. I believe Leonard M Tucker is still living the high life in Boca Raton Florida. He is a convicted felon for you guessed it for stock manipulation. He served time in Federal Prison. FD Roberts Securities was the Penny Stock brokerage firm and Leonard M Tucker, who was the Chairman, was shut down by the Government. Mr. Tucker is banned for life from being a stock broker so now he decides to become President of a Public Company get a person of such high integrity as Teressa to say I love, love, love this product so much, I became an owner. Your fans Teressa deserve more loyalty from you,
    UPDATE:The public company Delta Entertainment that ownes Pearlbrite has just been DELISTED and is now on the PINKSHEETS where the worst scam stocks are listed. . .at least they are now where they have a lot in common with their peer stocks. Wow Teressa will get herself involved with even ex cons as long as she makes money she doesn’t care if her fans loose out. Do your research and educate yourself on Leonard Tucker from Boca Raton and Pink Sheet Stocks. Disgusting

  2. XmarksDspt Says:
    May 1st, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    I have and NEVER will buy/read/consume/waste money on ANY, take note, A N Y 1 of these so called rHWs.
    It’s absolutely a sad reality that we, consumers collectively, are supporting these reality people with their ridiculousness. First, TGuidicci is not talented. She doesn’t even have originality in any one of the ‘wares’ she’s peddling.
    I am so SICK and nauseated with the very thought of: “What has the world gotten into with all these stupidity”.
    TLC got rid and closed shop for K+8. I will be one amongst the 100thousand people that will be thrill if all them housewives wannabees will go away, for good. BravoTV, do us this favor

  3. Christy Says:
    May 1st, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    If Andy had the guts, at the reunion he would bring up Al Sr. legal issues. ALso in depth ask Jacqueline and Melissa about their financial problems. Also Kathy in Rich being so inappropriate.
    If Caroline is not fired, maybe next year they could fire Kathy and Jacqueline and bring in two of Caroline’s siblings that she is not talking to. There are several to choose from. SInce she is Andy’s pet, that won’t happen

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