May 09, 2012 11:00 AM by Gina Hall
Move over “Fifty Shades of Grey,” there’s a new raunchy “The New York Times” bestseller in the making. Jersey Shore star Snooki is debuting her new novel “Gorilla Beach” next Tuesday, May 15th, and the first chapter is reportedly now available online.
Snickering at the idea that Snooki wrote a book? Hey, this is her second. That’s probably two more than you’ve ever written. Her first novel, “A Shore Thing,” even made “The New York Times” bestseller list. So you can take that short story you’ve repeatedly submitted to “The New Yorker” and just file it away on your desktop and ignore that English degree from Brown to indulge in Jersey-lit perfection.
As posted by HollywoodLife.com, the first chapter of “Gorilla Beach” starts the story of Gia Spumante, a feisty little Snooki-type who spends her summers at Jersey Shore and yearns to work in a tanning salon — write what you know, right?
Passages soon to be studied in English/Lit classes across the nation include:
“‘Does the Bangin’ Bride costume come in leopard?’ asked Gia. The woman’s mouth twitched.”
“The bride never saw a plunging V-front, skintight, lycra, camo-print jumpsuit she didn’t crush on hard. Her acrylic nails were longer that her fingers. Her pouf defied the laws of gravity. ‘She doesn’t know the meaning of the word embarrass,’ said Gia. ‘Neither do I.’”
America, judging by our recent bestsellers, we have no sense of shame or guilty pleasures anymore, especially in the age of the eReader. Let’s pump this one up to number one on the The book will be released on May 15th. Get your sNooks, er Nooks, ready!
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