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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Pool Pity Party

May 13, 2012 08:28 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo. The parking lot brawl from last week between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga is still top of mind with everyone. This week, the ladies gather at Kathy’s house for a pool party. Will someone end up getting thrown in the pool? Keep reading for all the details from tonight’s RHONJ episode.

It’s the day after the solstice party and all the husbands have to hear their wives bitch about the big fight that took place.  Caroline thinks Teresa is jealous of Melissa.  “She’s a better, younger version of you, that’s your problem,” Caroline tells the cameras.  Ouch! Kathy isn’t ready to abandon her family yet, but Richie wants her to throw in the towel.  

Then Bravo does a segment where Teresa and Melissa are explaining the previous night’s events to their husbands.  It starts off with a shirtless Juicy Joe coming in from his workout telling Teresa, “I have to go to the bathroom and take a big dumper.”  Gross – no one needs to hear about Juicy going to the bathroom.  It’s a lot of back and forth where the girls blame each other for the fight.  Juicy Joe gives his opinion, “who cares about that tramp anyways?”  Plus, Juicy Joe refers to Joe G. as Josephine.  Of course Joe Gorga sides with his wife and it just makes him want to make out with her even more.

Teresa heads over to Jacqueline’s house for a workout.  Jacqueline confronts Teresa about how she feels she is in the middle of all this drama. ”You are my friend, you have loyalty to me,” Teresa explains to Jacqueline.  Teresa must be all burned out from fighting, because she just wants her and Jacqueline to be BFFs.  Teresa likes how she can just push Jacqueline around, so why would she change it? The talking ends when the personal trainer walks in.  Just when you think this is normal that a trainer comes to the house, the trainer is busted drinking.  The girl leaves the room “to put on lipstick” but the camera flashes to an empty bottle of wine.  The wino trainer looks very disheveled and Jacqueline punks her out for having her pants on inside out.  Sounds like wino trainer could be the newest housewife.

Kathy thought it would be a good idea to invite everyone over to her house for a pool party. Huh? I’m not sure why she would think gathering all the woman around a pool would be a good idea.  Apparently Jacqueline and Caroline don’t understand either, as they make up lame excuses not to attend.  That leaves the Giudices and the Gorgas coming – yikes! The two families arrive at the party and it’s all fake kisses at first, but you can cut the tension with a knife. 

Joe calls his sister over for a pool-side chat.  “I just don’t want to argue,” Joe tells Teresa.  Immediately Teresa breaks down and cries, “I can’t take this anymore, it’s too stressful.”  Teresa feels that her trust is gone with her brother and she can’t tell him things.  It’s the same exact fight – Teresa thinks her brother changed when he married Melissa.  The conversation remains relatively calm until Teresa says, “you’re the meanest brother ever.”   This sets Joe off and he refers to himself as an angel from God.  “We’re never going to fix this, because you keep trashing her.” Joe tells Teresa.  The fight ends with Teresa being f-ing over this and Joe calling her a bitch.  Teresa is embarrassed and leaves the party.

So again it’s the same fight, with absolutely no resolution.  Are you tired of watching these siblings fight over the same thing?  Let us know what you think, leave us a comment below.

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3 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Pool Pity Party”

  1. karen Says:
    May 14th, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    This show has long since run out of interesting interactions. Teresa
    has to be the center of attention, no matter who she steps on.
    Her husband remains crass and uncouth. Melissa tries but will never be accepted by Teresa. Joe tries but Teresa want him loyal
    only to her. Hear the repitition? Teresa, Teresa, Teresa. Everyone
    else becomes irrelevant.
    I am so sick of Teresa’s narcissism and borderline intelligence, and
    foul mouth. The show needs to give up.

  2. Becky Says:
    May 15th, 2012 at 7:53 am

    I believe that Teresa is genuinally upset, I think that the family needs to make up, we do not get to know everything about them as a whole. So to pick sides with Melissa or Teresa is wrong, However I do understand that Teresa misses her brother,That could be because the are both married now and are the only 2 children she really wishes Melissa to be more like her sister, I am like her brother he is smart he said think about the children to Teresa but did he say it to his wife also? He loves his wife. I think Teresa needs to heal and move forward people bashing her will only upset her more. I actually have alot of sympathy for her.

  3. wanda Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    I’ve been watching Teresa’s behavior for quite sometime… This woman is not well… She suffers from narcissistic personality disorder… She needs prfessional help…


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