May 20, 2012 08:28 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo. Jacqueline holds a field day competition at her house for the entire gang. Can all the women put aside their differences to play nice for just one day? Keep reading for all the details from tonight’s RHONJ.
Teresa is filling Juicy Joe in about the whole pool party fight with her brother. Immediately, Joe starts screaming/mumbling profanities at Teresa for even talking to her brother. “Those people are jealous, no good idiots. When I say something you fucking listen and shut up,” Joe yells at Teresa. Wow! Of course, Teresa makes up some lame excuse for her husband’s trashy behavior. Joe then lets Teresa know that if she even tries to get him around her family again, he will leave her. Is that a threat or a promise?
Joe Gorga is at his happy place…the gym. I guess it makes it manlier to have a deep conversation at a meathead gym. Joe admits to Rich that he feels guilty for calling his sister a bitch at the pool party.
Lauren goes golfing with daddy to talk about her weight issues. “Lauren is Albert in a dress,” Caroline tells the cameras. Gosh this poor girl! What is Caroline doing to her daughter? Give the poor girl a break! Lauren tells her dad it’s nice to know that her weight problems come from her dad. Just when you think dad is the supportive one, he tells the cameras, “I was silently happy that in her high school years, she was the chubby girl.” Just what every daughter wants their dad to say about them. But then Caroline has to share just one more very embarrassing story to millions of viewers about their poor chubby daughter, her prom story. No one asked Lauren to the prom, so her brother had to take her! This is what has driven Lauren to live on only egg white shakes.
Aunt Jacqueline takes Lauren shopping for some workout clothes for field day. “I would like to look like bones, I want to look like a lollipop,” Lauren tells Jacqueline. Great job parents! Jacqueline just likes hanging out with Lauren, because her daughter is such a train wreck.
Gia has convinced her mom to take her bra shopping. Teresa can’t stop laughing and embarrassing her daughter in the store. Just like mommy, Gia picks out a padded bra. “There is nothing there,” Teresa laughs at Gia. Besides bras, the mother and daughter talk about periods. Then Teresa shares that it’s not cool with the old school Italian’s to wear tampons until you are married.
It’s the day of the big field day competition. Jacqueline is hoping that all the competition will be good for the couples. Caroline’s plan is to get totally wasted, so she can make it through the day. The Gorgas show up and Melissa has her booty shorts on. Literally, her butt is hanging out of her shorts. Melissa tells the ladies that there shouldn’t be any drama, because Joe sent Teresa a text and apologized to her. Jacqueline is
suspicious confused because Teresa told her that she never heard anything from Joe.
It’s the red team versus the blue team in this field day competition. Albie and Chris are captains and choose the teams. Joe Gorga and Teresa end up on the same side, for once! Tug-of-war is the first event and the blue team wins. The potato sack race is next and again the blue team wins. Gia makes a big stink that the blue team is cheating and she breaks down in tears. “You’re a cheater,” Gia yells at her uncle Joe. Jacqueline tries to talk to Ms. Gia, but she isn’t having it! “Children learn what they live,” Caroline tells the cameras.
Finally Teresa comes into the room to see what is going on. Gia is crying to Teresa saying that Jacqueline and Caroline were torturing her. “Nobody has ever done this to me before,” Gia is sobbing. Teresa tells the women to lay off her child, which ticks Caroline off. Immediately, Jacqueline apologizes to Teresa. Then Teresa admits that she would rather be at the Jersey shore, which pisses Jacqueline off.
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