June 07, 2012 12:00 PM by Melissa Stavarski
There might have been a fleeting moment in your life earlier this week when nobody was talking about a Kardashian. It must have been a very long hour of nervous energy for the the family, especially for power couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. After all, how are we supposed to be Keeping Up with the Kardashians if they’re not in the news? To remedy this situation, a source allegedly close to Kim mentions the word ‘elope’ to Life and Style and Kim manages two ‘so horrible you’re going to die for her’ wardrobe malfunctions since Saturday. Take a deep breath. All is right in the world of news again, as the Kardashians are back on top. Keep reading for all the details.
Kanye West is getting restless! “Kanye wants to marry Kim, and he’s telling her to expedite the divorce so they can start their future,” a source close to Kim tells Life and Style magazine. The only thing standing in his way is the fact that she’s still legally married to Kris Humphries.
Settling this divorce is taking longer than the marriage lasted. That would be 72 days of wedded bliss, in case you forgot. There should be a mercy rule or something. Once the divorce process meets the length of marriage, it just poofs away like it never happened.
Unfortunately, for Kanye, no such rule exists. It’s not completely clear what the holdup is, exactly. One source says Kris is demanding 7 million from Kim, but another source claims Kris is more interested in a confession from Kim than her money. No matter the reason, Kanye is going to have to settle for playing house until it’s a done deal.
Meanwhile, poor Kim Kardashian is having a rough wardrobe week. First, she flashed her control-top panties at LAX. Then, just the next day, photographers caught glimpse of a white tag showing through a very sheer body hugging black dress. Couldn’t you just die for her?
Roll your eyes/die, same difference.
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Photo credit: Life and Style
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