June 10, 2012 08:08 PM by Megan Thompson
Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey on Bravo. It’s all about love in Chicago, until Teresa’s InTouch Magazine cover comes out. Keep reading to find out more about tonight’s RHONJ.
It’s the morning of the big wedding and everyone is getting ready in their hotel rooms. Chris shows Jacqueline the latest magazine cover that Teresa is on. “Bullied for being broke,” is the title of the article and apparently her co-stars are the ones being mean to her. Not a good time to piss off Caroline, it’s just throwing another log on Caroline’s fire. Good old sweet Jacqueline laughs it off, especially because Teresa is posing with a dog. The dog is funny for two reasons, it’s not Teresa’s dog and she hates dogs. “I worry about what’s real and what’s fake,” Jacqueline tells the cameras.
Caroline, Greg and Lauren are all hanging out in their robes together in the hotel room. Greg just happens to have the same magazine with Teresa on the cover. ”She kinda threw you under the bus!” Greg tells Caroline as he hands her the magazine. After telling Lauren the words in the magazine are twisted, Caroline vows not to play Teresa’s games. Mama Manzo is not happy! Then Lauren mocks the statement where Teresa says she isn’t trying to keep up with the Joneses. It’s hard to believe for Lauren since she sees Teresa carrying the latest Fendi and Gucci bags. Forget the Joneses; Caroline thinks Teresa wants to keep up with the Gorgas. Ouch! Those are fighting words Caroline. The girls toast to taking the high road with Teresa.
Warning, the next scene is a bedroom scene with Teresa and Juicy. We have to sit through a gross scene (without gagging) while Teresa kisses all over Joe and tells him what a great ass he has. Maybe she just meant he was an ass? But anyways, the scene gets more disgusting when Teresa notices a big bottle of lube sitting next to Joe’s nightstand. Apparently, Joe bought it for himself so he can handle his own business. Teresa annoys Joe more by trying to kiss on him, but Joe tells her she has hot dog breath. ”No it smells like your hot dog,” Teresa laughs. Eeeewwww! No one wants to taste Juicy’s hot dog! Told you it was gross.
Teresa meets Jacqueline, so they can get ready together. The girls have some mindless chat, where Teresa thinks Jacqueline looks like Princess Kate Hudson. Jacqueline can’t help herself, and asks Teresa if she bought a new dog. The look on Teresa’s face says it all, she knows why Jacqueline is asking – but she plays dumb. Teresa tells her friend that the magazine brought the dogs and she doesn’t have control over the titles on the cover. Then Teresa has the nerve to pretend she doesn’t even know what the cover said. You know Teresa has analyzed that cover of herself at least 100 times. “I have nothing to do with what they write in the magazine, they ask me questions and I answer,” Teresa tells Jacqueline. FYI Teresa – that’s called giving them information to write an article. Teresa then disses the other women by saying they just don’t know how it works, because they aren’t asked to do covers.
Back in the Jersey Shore, Melissa is having a party at her new shore house. Joe returns from the grocery store with guess what – the magazine! Melissa and Kathy aren’t happy with what Teresa said about them, but are more concerned about the less than flattering photos of themselves in the magazine. The group decides to make a fire with the magazine. Joe turns on Melissa’s new song and the group gets all Jersey Shore on the dance floor.
Finally everyone has arrived, wearing hats, at the wedding. The happy couple makes their grand entrance on a horse drawn carriage. Rich and Jaime exchange their vows in a tear-filled ceremony and Caroline gives a nice speech. “It’s the ultimate gay extravaganza,” Teresa says after the butterflies are released.
During the reception, Teresa and Jacqueline go for a walk. Teresa shares with Jacqueline the text she received from her brother. Gorga is reaching out to his sister again about therapy, because he hasn’t heard back from her. Teresa is a 110% sure she doesn’t need therapy and thinks her brother is being dramatic. For once, Jacqueline is so over talking about Teresa’s family drama.
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