June 24, 2012 12:00 PM by Melissa Stavarski
Last week on ABC‘s The Bachelorette, Emily Maynard took Ryan Bowers on his second one-on-one date of the season. Ryan, whose ego is larger than the state of Texas, was 100% confident his lines were working on Emily. I mean, what sane woman wouldn’t want to hear ”I would still love you, I just might not love ON you as much,” if she asks her man about possible weight gain. Or, how about this notable one, ”God designed you to be a beautiful woman, so be a beautiful woman. You know what I mean?” Ryan Bowers was baffled when Emily Maynard did not give him a rose on the latest The Bachelorette. We – were not! Keep reading to enjoy some more hare-brained Ryan quotes, including a deleted scene where Ryan tests out a few pick up lines on an unsuspecting woman in Croatia.
Croatia is a better place these days thanks to Ryan Bowers sharing his “worldly gifts” with the people. Ryan Bowers, a man of many words, left Croatia with no rose. But not before this poor woman had the pleasure…
Her reaction to Ryan is hilarious!
A few other fantastic Ryan Bowers quotes:
“You’ve been to the gym. I like your butt, as it’s been in the gym.”
“She (Emily Maynard) is definitely going to be somebody’s trophy wife, and I’m pretty sure that I’ve got a good shot at that being mine.”
“The world, it’s our pearl. No it’s not, it’s our oyster. See, I always see the good in things. I’m already thinking there’s a pearl in there. There is a pearl in there. You’re the pearl.”
“Let’s hurry up and finish these cookies so that I can look like a man again.”
Seriously, what took Emily Maynard so long to get rid of him?
From the USA to Croatia, we’re sorry. We’ll never let Ryan Bowers enter your country again.
Tell us, RTVM – Favorite Ryan quote or moment?
Ryan Bowers for Bachelor, yes?!? You know that would be all kinds of awesome!
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