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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Cut The Cord Caroline

July 08, 2012 08:21 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo.  Jacqueline has her first encounter with Teresa since their big fight.  Will the two ladies be able to stay civil? Plus, Mama Manzo slams meets Albie’s girlfriend.  Keep reading for all the details from tonight’s RHONJ episode.

The Gorgas are throwing their princess a huge Gorga-style birthday party. Melissa is getting her make-up done and telling Joe she didn’t go overboard.  Joe laughs and tells his wife that she costs too much money.  

The party starts and Teresa shows up with her group of girls.  Right away, Melissa and Teresa have a chat about the whole therapy session.  Melissa extends the olive branch and invites Teresa over for a family Sunday dinner.  Melissa does her “Thank You Jesus” that her family is finally getting along.  Then as Teresa is talking to her brother, Jacqueline shows up at the party.  “I like your leopard,” is all Teresa can say to her former BFF.  Jacqueline then excuses herself to get out of the awkward situation.  “I’m angry, I’m confused, I’m sad,” Jacqueline tears up when she is talking about Teresa to Kathy.    

Lauren and Caroline are out shopping for…store fronts.  Mama wants her daughter to be successful, so she is fronting the cash for Lauren to open her dream store.  The one problem is that Lauren hates the name Caroline has chosen, Cafe Face.  Hmm- doesn’t sound good to me, but Caroline wins the argument.  If you have the cash, you can pick the name.

It’s the all guys apartment in New Jersey, where Greg is cooking for his roomies.  The boys give Albie a hard time for bringing his girlfriend, Lindsey, home.  Albie is ready to introduce this professional cheerleader to his family.  ”There are a lot of whores in Jersey, I know what whores look like,” Lauren comments about meeting her bro’s girl.

Melissa shows up to meet her choreographer, Chris Judd.  Yes, the man who used to be married to J. Lo.  I wonder how much Joe had to pay to get Chris to teach his wife to dance? A sweaty Melissa is nervous and Chris tells her, “We have a long road to where I want you to be.”  AKA – you can’t dance!

The Wakiles are prepping dinner for Rosie’s big date, the girl she met at the gay bar.  This poor girl, having a first date with the family and on camera to boot. “I heard you were hot, but not this hot,” Rich tells Brianne when she walks in the door.   I think Rich is a little too into the whole lesbian thing.  Then Rich makes an oh no you didn’t comment, when he mentions “muff diving”.  

Jacqueline and Lauren are taking Greg out to a gay bar for his birthday.  The surprise for Greg is that all his friends are going to be at the bar for a party.  Plus, Lindsey is meeting Mama Manzo tonight and she is nervous! The whole gang yells surprise when Greg walks in and he is thrilled.  Right away, Lauren wants to meet Lindsey.  “You’re very pretty,” Lauren comments to Lindsey.  Lauren might think she is pretty, but Caroline isn’t won over.  “He is not capable of having a relationship, his priority should be work,” Caroline tells the cameras.  Ouch!  I guess Lindsey didn’t win over mom. If mom doesn’t approve, Lindsey will be gone soon.  Poor Lindsey even gets insulted by Lauren, “I cannot picture you having any rhythm.”  Lauren doesn’t want to admit that she is jealous of Lindsey’s body. 

What did you think of Albie’s new girlfriend?  Does Caroline need to cut the cord with her boys?  Let us know what you think, leave a comment below.

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2 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Cut The Cord Caroline”

  1. bdonahueweedman Says:
    July 9th, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Caroline needs to cut the cord alright….take a stab at your wrists while you’re at it and put us all out of our Tarzan-dress-wearing misery! That broad is One Angry Menopausal BITCH!!

  2. jaylynn Says:
    July 9th, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    I understand how you feel about Teresa; I think many people feel you are justified with your feelings. Unfortunately, You really embarrassed yourself with your comments about your son’s date, Lindsey. You sounded like a bitter young girl, and your daughter sounded the same way. I am sure you watched yourself and cringed….we all make mistakes, however, I’m not sure you even realize how awful your behavior was. I know you love your sons, but you need to see who they really are and not what you want them to be.

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