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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Lip Synching And Lip Service

July 15, 2012 08:17 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo.   Melissa Gorga is showing off the moves that Chris Judd choreographed for her at a popular New Jersey music event. Will Teresa be there to support her sister-in-law?  Keep reading to find out all the details from tonight’s RHONJ episode.

Both Melissa and Gia are preparing for their big performance at Beatstock.  The Gorgas have hired a famous choreographer, Chris Judd, to make sure Melissa is up to snuff with her moves.  While Teresa is taking all the credit for Gia’s dancing talent.

The Manzos are getting ready to show off their new blk water booth at the food show in DC.  Mama Manzo is impressed by her sons, but she and her hubby will also be selling their own “Brownstone Sauce” at the show. 

“The key to a successful marriage is to have sex every single day,” Melissa tells her husband.  Everyone knows that Joe and his “Tarzan” is obsessed with his wife and her body.  There is no doubt Melissa is giving her man everything he needs – she has the closet to prove it! Plus who else gets Chris Judd as their own personal choreographer?  As Joe tries to put the moves on his wife, their little girl comes running into the room.  “Knock Knock. Know who’s there? Cock-blocker,” Joe mumbles.  Joe pleads for the little girl to go to her own bed, but she isn’t having it.  It looks like Joe isn’t releasing his poison tonight.

The blk boys finally arrive in DC for the big food show.  Chris Laurita is acting like a father-figure, because the boys are drinking and puking like they are at a frat party.  Chris shares that since his other business was hit hard by the economy, blk has to work. I think Chris might have to hire someone over 25 if he wants them to take this seriously. 

The next day, Chris Manzo is so hung-over he doesn’t want to work.  “I can’t have anyone there, family or not, that is not going to go out there and do what needs to be done,” Chris tells the cameras.  Greg leaves the booth to go find his idol Pattie LaBelle.  When Greg finds Pattie, the two have instant chemistry!  “They were like old friends that used to terrorize girls in high school together,” Chris Manzo tells the cameras.

Back in NJ, we hear Teresa calling “joe, joe, joe,” in her whiny, Jersey accent. Teresa is gossiping with her make-up artist about Melissa’s singing.  “She is probably going to lip synch and have her CD backup,”  Gia chimes in.  I wonder where she heard that from?  As Gia mocks Melissa’s singing, Melania yells out, “Melissa stinks!” 

It’s Melissa and Joe’s seven year anniversary,  but more importantly it’s Melissa’s big gig at Beatstock.  Joe wants Melissa to relax by having some sex, but Melissa is too busy reading her text messages.

It’s finally time for the Gia and Melissa to hit the stage. Everyone is impressed with Gia, but now it’s time for Melissa to show her skills.  Melissa makes the sign of the cross and then jumps on stage.  ”I never knew Melissa was such a really good dancer and I’m actually really happy to support her,” Teresa tells the cameras.  But does she truly mean it?  The two have a forced conversation about going to Napa together. 

Tune in next week when all the couples take a trip to Napa.  Will Caroline and Jacqueline be able to tolerate their former BFF?

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