July 17, 2012 05:01 AM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of New York City is all new tonight on Bravo. The cool girls are still hanging out in London for a few more days. But the real drama happens at Aviva’s anniversary party when Heather get stung by the Singer stinger. Keep reading for all the details from tonight’s explosive RHONY episode.
Sonja breaks all of LuAnn’s etiquette rules when she fills the bidet with ice and dunks her head in it. When the Countess questions why Sonja is soaking her face in the toilet, instead of the sink, Sonja simply says it’s deeper. “You look amazing after taking your face out of the bidet,” LuAnn admits.
All the girls are ready to go play croquet, except for Carole. LuAnn pisses off Carole when she barges into her room and wakes Carole up. Doesn’t LuAnn know that she should never wake up a Princess? But don’t worry, Carole gets under LuAnn skin when she mentions that she was lucky LuAnn didn’t barge in on her ”pleasuring herself.” The look on LuAnn’s face was priceless. The ladies meet their personal croquet instructor and are ready to play. Carole is annoyed when LuAnn gets a little too competitive at the game, so she wants to kick this Countess’s butt! “I won and I was wearing a gown,” Carole brags.
The croquet game is over and the girls are dressed for a night out on the town. Sonja gets crazy when she orders a twisted knicker drink and shows how she can take off her gloves in a sexy manner. The girls rant on about how busy they are and try to one up each other about all their important projects. Carole pisses LuAnn off when she uses the analogy that writing a book is more difficult than pushing a baby out. When LuAnn excuses herself to go to the bathroom the girls gossip about her. Carole is sick of LuAnn always trying to one-up her with their stories.
Back in NYC, Aviva and Ramona check out places for Aviva’s anniversary party. Ramona’s only requirement is that she doesn’t have to sit next to Heather.
The ladies finally return back from London and Sonja is officially in work mode. Aviva’s anniversary party is Sonja’s first official Sonja In The City Event, so she has a lot to prove.
While Sonja is busy prepping the event, Carole and Aviva are busy getting beautiful for the party. Carole shares that her husband died two weeks before their fifth wedding anniversary. But then the girls gossip about all the petty things that happened in London. ”Oh my God, we are so catty,” Carole admits when she is talking about LuAnn.
“This is unbelievable,” Aviva gushes to Sonja about the party when she walks into the location. Heather isn’t quite as impressed by Sonja’s work. ”I don’t even see a fork,” Heather slams Sonja’s party planning skills. Sonja calls the important couple to the stage to introduce the entertainer. As Aviva is stepping down the stairs, she falls and everyone in the room gasps. “Leave it to me, with one leg, to fall down the stairs,” Aviva jokes. The bigger joke is the “performer” Sonja chose for the event. Everyone in the room can’t keep a straight face as this ”stripper/performer” tries to sing. ”Is this for real? Did they get the wrong address?” Heather wonders. Ramona thinks the entertainment was a little “too downtown vibe” for Aviva and Reid. “I put on a polite smile, but the band was a bit of a train wreck,” Aviva tells the cameras. Thank God Reid saves the party when he delivers a beautiful speech to Aviva. Then Aviva surprises Reid with a wedding band.
The drinks start flowing and Heather decides to introduce her husband to Ramona. The guys leave Ramona and Heather to chat on their own. The conversation doesn’t go well and Ramona slams Heather for lying, being fake and being phony. And after saying those harsh words, Ramona just walks away. Heather doesn’t like that Ramona just dismissed her, so she decides to follow Ramona around to annoy her. Ramona doesn’t want Heather to flash her fake smile at her anymore and the girls are starting to cause a scene at the party. But when Ramona walks away, Heather follows her. Ramona wants nothing to do with Heather and her fake smile, but Heather keeps chasing her. Ramona finally runs into the arms of her frienemy LuAnn.
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