August 01, 2012 07:08 PM by Martha Zaborowski
On this week’s episode of Hollywood Exes, the ladies head to Palm Springs. The trip features a typical and completely ordinary event for VH1: a fight between women. This is odd, however, for the Hollywood Exes because they’re actually nice, classy women who usually support each other. Read on to find out who is fighting and why.
Sheree is taking the ladies to Palm Springs, praise the Lord! Before Jessica, Drea, Nicole, Mayte, and Sheree can imbibe in some cocktails, Sheree leads the group in a prayer of thanks. Jessica is thirsty and a little annoyed by the constant group praying, but she is respectful to Sheree and keeps her head down and mouth shut. For now. Sheree and Nicole talk about dinner options, and they are both looking forward to having some meat! Sheree’s doctor told her she needs iron, so in Sheree’s POV she is medically required to eat meat. Jessica gets peeved that Sheree is making her love for meat a religious thing, so Jessica tells her she is hypocrite for being a follower of God while eating God’s innocent animal creatures. Sheree is not pleased.
The ladies go to dinner, and Mayte shares a story about her other famous ex (Tommy Lee) and the time they were hanging with porn stars and a porn star told her a certain type of sex was amazing with olive oil. And now you know. On a more serious note, Mayte reveals she had lost another baby at one point, and it was partly due to her vegan diet…which is why as much as she loves animals, she chooses to eat meat.
Mayte, Sheree, and Drea go shopping, and Drea’s FREAK comes out. She is wearing nothing but baby-doll panties and is prancing around in the changing room with her hands on her boobies! See, we knew you were R. Kelly’s wife. Andrea then tells their wedding story, and it was pretty sweet. R. Kelly said “let’s just do this,” “I want to be with you forever,” and leads Andrea into a room with a pre-planned orchestra playing and he gets down on one knee. Good to know that he really loved and appreciated her.
While the ladies go shopping, Nicole have a drunken dance party with Jessica where they are doing cartwheels, backflips, and basically hump each other in their swimsuits. This portion of Hollywood Exes was for the few straight males watching.
It’s still meat-gate for Jessica vs. the ladies, but Jessica reveals she eats crabs! Crabs may not be cute, Jessica, but they are “meat” as much as a baby cow is. Mayte decides to buy a live lobster to demonstrate that crustaceans feel pain. When Jessica finds out they have live lobsters, she is very upset and starts lecturing about how bad it is to eat meat again. Drea then makes a very shocking declaration that Jessica shouldn’t lecture so much about killing animals because she once had an abortion. The ladies then get into a huge argument about what makes someone a hypocrite, and Jessica claims that Sheree pretends to be such a holy roller when she drinks hard liquor off-camera. The vibe is not good between the ladies.
Whose side were you on–Sheree or Jessica? Were you shocked the ladies brought up Jessica’s abortion?
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