August 06, 2012 07:21 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of New York City is all new tonight on Bravo. The girls are back from their trip from Miami and out drinking in the Big Apple. Sonja has a little too much turtle time and tells LuAnn what she really thinks of Jacques. Oh yes she did! Will the Countess stand up for her man?
It’s all about the toaster oven and how to brand Sonja. Surprise! Sonja invited Ramona to be at the meeting with her, Heather and the branding guy. The look on Heather’s face is priceless. “Okay if this is the way you want to play, let’s play,” Heather tells the cameras about Ramona crashing her branding meeting with Sonja. Of course, Ramona tries to steer the meeting and disagrees with Heather and the expert. Heather is questioning why she is even helping Sonja in the first place. Even the “expert” gets annoyed when Ramona takes a personal call during the meeting. “That meeting was a waste of time and our expertise,” Heather shares with the cameras. But Sonja does agree that having a hot naked man on the box will help sell the toaster oven.
Sonja and Mario have invited all the girls (minus Heather) to a nice dinner to share their $1,400 bottle of wine. Aviva mentions that she married her first husband, Harry at the specific restaurant. Everyone laughs because all the ladies seem to know Harry a little too well. The wine is served and Mario lays down the law with Jacques about the whole “Ramona Pinot” game he played on his wife. “You’re never going to pull that crap again,” Mario demands of Jacques. Way to go Mario, that is always sexy to stick up for your lady!
Finally we get to meet the infamous Harry! Aviva stops by an office to see her ex-husband and the father of her son, Harry. Now we know why Harry agreed to be on camera, because he is promoting his new app. Harry has created a “poopy the pig” character that does a butt dance. Yes, a pig that does a butt dance. “I really hope that poopy the pig does well, because if Harry does well, Harrison does well,” Aviva shares.
It’s back with “Business Heather” as she is directing a photo shoot. Heather is still peeved about being ambushed by Ramona and is also feeling “disrespected and under-appreciated” to boot. Heather wants to sit down with Sonja and tell her how she is feeling, but she has LuAnn there too. Not sure why LuAnn is in this meeting, but we will go with it. The brand guy tells Sonja they were insulted by Ramona being there. Sonja has Ramona’s back and has a good point that they should all be professional. As Heather rambles on, Sonja stops her and basically tells her that she is backing out and quitting. Sonja won’t let them back out of the promise to help her, because she doesn’t have the money to actually hire someone. “Sonja definitely wore us out and she won,” Heather admits.
It’s the Life&Style holiday party, hosted by LuAnn, and all the ladies are invited. All the women are in attendance, dressed in red and drinking a little too much white wine. Sonja is feeling very well and decides to share her feelings about Jacques with LuAnn and all the women. “I love her more than you, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it…” Sonja keeps repeating herself. Sonja then breaks into tears and says she doesn’t want LuAnn hurt the way she was. “Be a man and get out now if you’re not serious,” Sonja tells Jacques. Ramona actually has to intervene and calm Sonja down, because the Countess isn’t pleased.
It’s on with the holiday party, because LuAnn has hosting duties to perform. LuAnn invites all the ladies up to sing Jingle Bells and introduce the band. After the Christmas song, the band breaks out with a “I want to f*&k you in the ass” song. The look on all the ladies faces is priceless! “I’m sure part of the Countess died that night, because that wasn’t in the book of etiquette,” Sonja jokes. The Countess practically jumps on the stage to stop the band from playing anymore.
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