August 09, 2012 07:00 AM by Gina Hall
The whole cast of the “Jersey Shore” is eagerly awaiting Snooki’s new baby and Pauly D is as ready as any of them. What does Pauly D want to teach Snooki’s kid? (Hint: it’s not how to burp the alphabet)
Everyone always gets the baby a onesie or a stuffed bear, but Pauly D marches to a different beat, a techno beat. He wants to get the baby DJ equipment. Very practical.
“I’m gonna get him some DJ equipment!” Pauly told MTV News. He plans to “teach him how to teach DJ.” Might have to wait til after the kid can walk and use the toilet.
“I feel like we’re all having this baby, because it’s the first ‘Jersey Shore’ baby,” he said. “And we never thought in a million years Snooki would be a mother, so we’re all gonna help her.”
Back in March he said that he “love[s] babies! I love everything about them, when they’re not yours. So I’ll take care of it, spoil it and then when it’s crying, give it back to Snooki.” Thanks a lot, Uncle Pauly. Sugar it up and hand it back. Let’s see how you handle when your babysitting it during a case of the runs.
The countdown to Snooki popping out that kid is on! What kind of dysfunctional family do you think the “Jersey Shore” cast will be for the little tyke? He’ll basically be born into reality TV, kind of a miniature “Truman Show.” How messed up is this kid going to turn out?
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