August 13, 2012 02:00 PM by Stephanie Gustafson
Just when you think TLC’s programming can’t get any worse, the network adds a new show based on the crazy life of Toddlers and Tiaras star Alana Thompson (aka Honey Boo Boo Child). The premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was awful and based on TLC’s new sneak peek, it doesn’t look like the second episode will be any better! In a preview of the horrors to come, Honey Boo Boo attempts an Elvis-inspired dance routine. The result is…interesting…
Honey Boo Boo Child is in for a treat: Elvis-inspired choreogrpahy! Wait, Elvis? Who’s that? According to the little pageant diva, “Elvis is Santa Claus’ helpers.” She later expands on that notion, explaining, “Elvis helps Santa Claus make toys. I know this because my daddy told me.” Thanks dad, your insight is appreciated!
Elvis, schmelvis. Doesn’t really matter as long as Honey Boo Boo gets the routine down, right? Should be no problem, since, for once, she seems to have paid attention to something for more than five seconds. “During my dance lesson, I was really learning and taking it seriously.” All that learning seems to have paid off, because Honey Boo Boo comes away with an impressive dance repertoire that includes, “the bump, the shake and everything!”
Her Elvis dance might be questionable, but at least Honey Boo Boo won’t be portraying a stripper like some (ahem!) Toddlers and Tiaras girls.
Will you be sucked into the endless pit of shame that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo this Wednesday? What do you think of the show so far? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below!
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Topics: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, TLC Reality TV Shows, Toddlers & Tiaras |
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