August 19, 2012 08:25 PM by Megan Thompson
It’s another day waking up in the RV and Juicy Joe is crabby. “If my husband doesn’t get hanky panky once a day he gets very cranky,” Teresa tells the cameras. On the way to Sonoma, Jacqueline fills Caroline in on her chat with Teresa. Lauren doesn’t understand why Jacqueline would want to hang out with a “bitter, jealous person.” Jacqueline isn’t willing to give up on her BFF just yet, but Caroline is done! In the other RV, Melissa and Teresa are bonding. “I can’t picture our relationship going anywhere but up from here,” Melissa admits.
Teresa is all over Juicy and keeps mentioning she wants to have sex with him in the vineyards. Or in Teresa’s whiny voice, “Can we do it in one of these vineyards?” Melissa is obviously grossed out and slams Teresa about her antics. “Do you want me to take videos so you have it? Since you are such a media whore, that will really put you out there.” Burn! Yes, that was a good one Melissa.
The group finally arrives at the resort and is more than thrilled to ditch the RVs for some fancy digs. But it’s not all fun; Chris has some business to attend to at a local winery. Chris warns everyone they must be on their best behavior on the wine tour. It’s no surprise that you shouldn’t bring a large group of people to a business meeting. It’s like a kindergarten field trip, Juicy is complaining he is hungry and Gorga is the class clown. “I started to get real annoyed,” Chris admits.
A winemaker from the estate stops by to give the group a tour of the property. After the tour, the kids blindfold Caroline to take her out for a surprise 50th birthday dinner right in the middle of the vineyards. Albie gives his mother a toast and tears up when he calls Caroline one of his best friends. After a few more tearful speeches, Melissa yells “thank you Jesus” and everyone toasts. Just as everyone finishes eating, Juicy receives a call and leaves the table. When Teresa walks away to find out who he is talking to, Juicy must have forgot his microphone was on. This call is so unbelievable; you have to watch and hear it for yourself.
”I feel bad for her,” Caroline mentions about Teresa’s marriage. After that phone call, it’s hard not to feel bad for Teresa. I can’t wait to read Teresa’s Bravo blog this week as she tries to explain Joe’s actions. But Teresa isn’t mad for long, because she drags Joe to the vineyards for a booty call. Yes, Joe and Teresa go for a romp in the grapes for their dessert.
The next night, Jacqueline and Caroline are getting ready with Kathy. The conversation turns to Teresa and how Kathy is feeling shunned by her. It seems Kathy is right; because at dinner Teresa makes a toast and mentions everyone, but Kathy! “I don’t raise my glass to mean toasts,” Caroline mumbles under her breath. Kathy is embarrassed and Caroline is just pissed.
The episode ends, but all the drama happens next week. Caroline and Teresa get into a huge argument and neither side is going to budge.
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