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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Sex, Lies and Wineries

August 19, 2012 08:25 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is all new tonight on Bravo. The gang hits the wineries in California and Juicy Joe receives a phone call that will go down in RHONJ history!

It’s another day waking up in the RV and Juicy Joe is crabby.  “If my husband doesn’t get hanky panky once a day he gets very cranky,” Teresa tells the cameras. On the way to Sonoma, Jacqueline fills Caroline in on her chat with Teresa.  Lauren doesn’t understand why Jacqueline would want to hang out with a “bitter, jealous person.”  Jacqueline isn’t willing to give up on her BFF just yet, but Caroline is done!  In the other RV, Melissa and Teresa are bonding.   “I can’t picture our relationship going anywhere but up from here,” Melissa admits. 

Teresa is all over Juicy and keeps mentioning she wants to have sex with him in the vineyards.  Or in Teresa’s whiny voice, “Can we do it in one of these vineyards?”  Melissa is obviously grossed out and slams Teresa about her antics. “Do you want me to take videos so you have it? Since you are such a media whore, that will really put you out there.” Burn!  Yes, that was a good one Melissa. 

The group finally arrives at the resort and is more than thrilled to ditch the RVs for some fancy digs.  But it’s not all fun; Chris has some business to attend to at a local winery.  Chris warns everyone they must be on their best behavior on the wine tour. It’s no surprise that you shouldn’t bring a large group of people to a business meeting.  It’s like a kindergarten field trip, Juicy is complaining he is hungry and Gorga is the class clown. “I started to get real annoyed,” Chris admits. 

A winemaker from the estate stops by to give the group a tour of the property.  After the tour, the kids blindfold Caroline to take her out for a surprise 50th birthday dinner right in the middle of the vineyards.  Albie gives his mother a toast and tears up when he calls Caroline one of his best friends.  After a few more tearful speeches, Melissa yells “thank you Jesus” and everyone toasts.  Just as everyone finishes eating, Juicy receives a call and leaves the table.  When Teresa walks away to find out who he is talking to, Juicy must have forgot his microphone was on.  This call is so unbelievable; you have to watch and hear it for yourself. 

 ”I feel bad for her,” Caroline mentions about Teresa’s marriage.  After that phone call, it’s hard not to feel bad for Teresa.  I can’t wait to read Teresa’s Bravo blog this week as she tries to explain Joe’s actions.  But Teresa isn’t mad for long, because she drags Joe to the vineyards for a booty call.  Yes, Joe and Teresa go for a romp in the grapes for their dessert. 

The next night, Jacqueline and Caroline are getting ready with Kathy. The conversation turns to Teresa and how Kathy is feeling shunned by her.  It seems Kathy is right;  because at dinner Teresa makes a toast and mentions everyone, but Kathy!  “I don’t raise my glass to mean toasts,” Caroline mumbles under her breath.  Kathy is embarrassed and Caroline is just pissed.

The episode ends, but all the drama happens next week.  Caroline and Teresa get into a huge argument and neither side is going to budge.

What did you think of Juicy’s phone call on tonight’s RHONJ episode?  We know you have an opinion, so let’s hear it!

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9 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Sex, Lies and Wineries”

  1. jonathan carter Says:
    August 19th, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    Caroline is a big bully I’m tired of her and her family.

  2. ann Says:
    August 20th, 2012 at 5:52 am

    Theresa knows so much about her brothers marriage,but is blind to her own.. Joe Guidice is so stupid that he doesn’t know everything he says is being taped.How much more will it take for Theresa to see that her husband is cheating.Why else was he lying about who he was talking to.

  3. tena Says:
    August 20th, 2012 at 10:43 am

    I am so over Teresa . I love Kathy and anyone who sticks up for her .I tape this show so I can fast over anything that has Teresa in it .

  4. Avalis Says:
    August 20th, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I really think that Teresa’s romantic moves on Juicy are pathetic and desperate. He wasn’t at all interested in a sexual encounter at the vineyard, nor in their room earlier in the episode and she practically had to force herself on him. Perhaps he has found a replacement for Teresa in the bedroom department. It’s hard to imagine anyone more dysfunctional than Teresa. She seems to react in the most inappropriate ways to just about anything that happens to her. She lives in a world of her own making with no ties to reality. I think Caroline is right about feeling sorry for her and her marriage situation.

  5. beth Says:
    August 20th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    I think Joe’s caller was Danielle Staubb. How will that go down when she sees the vinyard scene with Teresa’s legs in the air.

  6. Mary Says:
    August 21st, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    I think what Teresa and Joe did in the
    vineyard was disgusting. They give New Jersey and Italians a bad name. I am Italian and 68 yrs old and have never seen anything like this before in my family or friends’ outings. I think they acted like animals in heat and it was like watching porn.
    I love this show and so do many of my friends but I will not watch it anymore if you allow Teresa to stay with the show. She is a troublemaker, a liar, and a bad seed in the group. She should be ashamed of herself and I am sure her parents are ashamed of her. She is a terrible role model for her girls.

  7. emilia Says:
    August 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Why did they use that picture of those disgusting pigs…What great role models they are for their daughters.

  8. Theresa Says:
    August 26th, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Theresa is embarrasing, and her husband is a moran! Carolyn tells it like it is, and also Bravo know s what they are doig and knows what parts to leave on the cutting room floor! Everyone knows this is all about ratngs, just like all the other housewives shows. All the reality shows are the new soap operas of today,so there is some scripting going on

  9. Darrell Says:
    August 27th, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Caroline is mean and fake tough.

    The two boys need to grow up quicker.

    The fat sister will always be BIGGER than others.

    Chris is a wussy, Jackie is a dingbat & simpleton.

    Theresa needs years of therpy, Joe is a little muscle moran.

    The short Italian brother is uneducated and a walking erection.

    The father and Brownstone owner is a good man.

    Horrible New Jersey folks on this show.


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