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The Real Housewives Of New York City Recap: Party Like A Pirate

August 27, 2012 07:28 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of New York City is all new tonight on Bravo.  It’s the start of a drama-filled trip to St. Barth’s, so you know it’s going to be good.  But does LuAnn take her partying to another level?

All the ladies, minus Aviva, arrive in St. Barth’s in a very small airplane.  Aviva would be freaking out in this tiny tin can of a plane. “The xanex isn’t working yet,” Sonja tells Ramona as she freaks out about some turbulence.  As the women are pulling into the resort, LuAnn says it best by saying, “let the drama begin.”  The house is amazing and comes with a chef and a butler, so Ramona is pleased.  And of course, Ramona claims the master suite to share with Sonja. 

The first mishap of the trip is when Heather runs into the glass door with her face!  “I just broke my nose!” Heather yells at LuAnn.  Heather is shaken up, but says she wanted a nose job anyways.  While Heather has ice on her nose, Ramona and Sonja are drinking in the pool.  It is going to be turtle time the entire trip for this duo!

After all the drinking, the girls sit down for dinner and more drinks! A rather tipsy Sonja brings up the dreaded toaster oven with Heather. All the women begin talking over each other, that nothing makes sense.  LuAnn and Carole are so annoyed they drag Ramona from the table, so Heather and Sonja can chat.  Carole is rescued from the drama when her boyfriend shows up to the house.  She runs out and throws her hands around Russ and tells him how “crazy these bitches are.” 

Carole is scared to introduce Russ to the intoxicated ladies, but she does. Maybe it was mistake?  Sonja is drunk and rambling on about how hot and sexy Carole is.  LuAnn tries to sober up Sonja by offering her some coffee and drags her away to the kitchen.  But Sonja just ends up flirting with the butler, before Ramona finally drags her to bed.

The next morning the women meet up in the kitchen for coffee and give Carole a hard time for spending the night with her man.  Enough of the boy talk, the ladies head to the beach. After showing off their hot bods on the beach, the women are ready to party the night away.  Sonja brings the women to her favorite restaurant and to meet her friend Tomas (who looks identical to Johnny Depp.) The women do tequila shots to get the night started.  After some more drinks, the women hit the dance floor to show off their moves.  While the women are dancing, LuAnn sneaks away with the Johnny Depp look-a-like guy.  “I want to be special, I’m not like your other pirate women,”  the cameras catch LuAnn telling “Johnny.”

The next morning LuAnn is feeling rough and is “in bad shape.”  LuAnn says she had the best time last night, but says she was with some old friends.  But Heather and Ramona know that she was with the Johnny Depp guy,  not an old friend.  Uh-oh, did the Countess cheat on her man?  All the women think so! But LuAnn calls Jacques and tells him how fabulous of a night she had.  Heather feels so uncomfortable about the situation, because she really likes Jacques.

Carole and Heather inform the other women that Aviva is coming down for the weekend with her hubby.  Ramona is annoyed that Reid is staying at the house on their “girls’ trip.”  When LuAnn says she is missing Jacques, Sonja questions who she brought home last night. Right away, LuAnn gets very defensive and says she brought several “friends” home.  No one is buying LuAnn’s story, especially Heather.  Later that night, LuAnn calls her friend Cat and speaks to her in French.  “He cannot say that he was here with me last night.  I don’t want the girls to know he was here with me.” LuAnn begs her friend. 

When “Johnny” shows up at the house, the episode ends. 

What did you think of tonight’s The Real Housewives Of New York City episode?  Do you think it’s the women’s business if LuAnn hooked up with another man?  Let us know what you think, leave a comment below.

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2 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of New York City Recap: Party Like A Pirate”

  1. TeaTea Says:
    August 28th, 2012 at 7:07 am

    Hell no it was none of their business if she hooked up with the fake JD. Luann is a grown ass woman and her and Jaqces aren’t married anyways. Those hens are just mad that Luann got a hot piece of ass while they were hugging their pillows…or toilets for Samonja.

  2. Avalis Says:
    August 28th, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    It’s not the other women’s business whom Luanne chooses to bed. It’s not as if they are close, personal friends and there is honesty in their relationships with each other. Having said this, Luanne should be more careful about her dalliances. There was talk before about her being very free with her affections, even when she was married to the count.


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