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The Real Housewives Of Miami Recap: The Model Meltdown

September 27, 2012 07:25 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of Miami is all new tonight on Bravo.  Joanna’s fiance is hosting a big party at his night club and all the ladies are invited.  Joanna is scared her sister will cause drama, but Joanna is the one who makes a big scene.  Will this be the end of Joanna and Romain?

Joanna and Romain are in bed, and he keeps telling her to relax. Uh. Probably not the best time or place to echo those words. Not that it matters because Marta is around the corner! Romain hates Marta, so Marta wants to move in with Lisa. Clearly Three’s Company was Joanna’s favorite show growing up because she is adamant about her baby sister continuing to live with her, despite the stress this seems to cause Romain.

Karent is skyping her “boyfriend” Rodolfo. She keeps talking about Ana’s texts, how Ana is a liar who wants her man, how good of a “boyfriend” Rodolofo is, and how confident she is in their relationship, blah, blah, blah, blah. Karent is one of those smart in life, dumb in love women. Good ol’ “boyfriend” Rodolfo closes their phone call by “joking” how he has always wanted a harem.

Lisa and her maid Daysy are hanging out by the pool. They’re girlfriends, you know? The kind of girlfriends in which Daysy calls her buddy “Miss Leesa.” Whatever, Miss Leesa is paying for Daysy’s surgery.

Next up is Lea and her housekeeper Freda. Lea thinks she works for Freda and not the other way around. That might be true. Lea braids Freda’s hair while she rests. Freda also speaks English when she wants, has her own computer, has her own staff, listens to her favorite Spanish radio station all day, and plays in the pool. It’s good to be Freda.

Romain has received his American citizenship, and Joanna is so proud. They share a sexy kiss, and we are reminded why they are such a hot couple. They talk about emigrating from other countries, growing up with nothing, and achieving their dreams in America. Joanna and Romain share a common bond besides being hot: being hard-working.

Lea has a meeting about an upcoming function she’s hosting, and we meet Elaine, a very tall and outspoken drag queen. Apparently she and Marysol don’t get along because Marysol allegedly talked smack about her. Ai dios bio.

We see Ana next who has been crying. She had a fight with her boyfriend Marcus, who is upset she is still not divorced. In walks in her husband, Robert, and he hears about the fight. He tells her let’s just get a divorce. Ana says when we’re ready. He says I’ve been ready for 2 years. She calls him a liar. Thoughts?

Joanna and Romain have more to celebrate–a 10-year anniversary party for his club Mynt. Romain is joking (?) around that whenever Joanna comes to the club, she causes problems. Lea comes in with Elaine. Lea overhears Marysol say that she won’t be doing PR for Lea’s upcoming gala because the event was too unorganized last year. Lea in her talking head interview says that’s a lie. Joanna, who has been drinking and feels like stirring the pot, invites Elaine over to confront Marysol about the gossiping rumors. Elaine thinks Marysol was telling people she didn’t want Elaine dressing in drag at her events. Cue dramatic telenovela music.

Adrianna is flirting with Romain, saying he needs some brunettes in his life. Joanna comes over and flips her lid. At first it seems like she’s pissed Adrianna and Romain and her flirting, but no, she’s pissed that Marta’s cheating ex-boyfriend is at Mynt. Joanna is embarrassing Romain…and herself. She accuses him of hating Marta. Can you say Mynt Meltdown?

Is Joanna too involved in Marta’s life? Do you think Romain actually hates Marta? And does Adrianna want Romain?

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3 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of Miami Recap: The Model Meltdown”

  1. Moni Says:
    September 28th, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Joanna is a pathetic airhead, self center girl.
    Love Adrianna. I thimk she is spunky, flirty and real. Leah is crazy for being Freda’s maid. Marysol is so classy, handles Eline pretty well. Great control of emotions. Lisa……soo irrelevant!… Karent soo in denial. Talk about beign succesfull and insecure. Her life with rodolfo seems sooo… Sooo fake, kind of a telenovela scene, it seems like they are acting, but she is a bad actrice. Ana? What a weird situation…

  2. Lisa Says:
    September 28th, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Leah is such a nasty woman. She has had a facelift and thinks she’s hot and shes not. Joanna is beautiful with a babyface to match her baby antics. She should never drink. Any man would leave her after her silly dramatics if he had a brain in his head. Her antics cancel out her looks. What a fool to make him embarrased like that. Inexusable. Adrianna is a jerk, she thinks she can charm anyone and Romain isn’t having anything to do with her conceited flirtation. She will lose her looks fast.Marysol is the most appealing of them all with her dimples and calm manner. Karent looks like a mannequin and acts like one too. Lisa? And Ana? Another fool acting inappropriately with her girls and (husband)?

  3. Belle Says:
    September 30th, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    I think Romain wants to bang Marta…that is all


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