October 04, 2012 08:00 AM by Megan Wilson
Oh Dancing With The Stars, you’ve blessed us with such an eye-candy loaded array of men. But now you’ve decided to pull out the main course. The All-Stars. Oh, the All-Stars. The majority of viewers have probably grown up watching Drew Lachey, dreaming of saying “I Do”, and just knowing that “God Spent a Little More Time” on Joey Fatone. We loved you all in the Dancing With The Stars premiere, but today is the day-now we much choose who’s the sexiest male of them all.
Apolo Anton Ohno
Apolo, you’ve wowed us with your skating ability, and your amazing dancing skills. You can also rock a bandana like nobody’s business.
Drew, your boyish charm just wins everybody over. Who are we kidding? We love you so much we battered the producers over the head with 98 Degrees CDs till they made you a co-host.
Really, you need no intro. You are THE Emmitt Smith. And you can dance like nobody’s business. Not only have you won every football award imaginable in ONE SEASON, but you came out with a full set of teeth an impressive sense of rhythm.
Oh Gilles, I watched the Sex and the City movie JUST FOR YOU. When your pasta commercial comes on TV, I have unexplained cravings for Tiramisu. You waltzed into our hearts in season 8, and we all wailed in torment when you came in second. It’s like you’re an itch we can’t scratch. The fans have needed you.
Why do so many gorgeous men have awesome names? Helio, you drive racecars. Who are we kidding? Fast cars + gorgeous men = Ladies glued to the TV daydreaming themselves miles away, sitting shotgun, racing around a curve…
He is the iconic ‘Older super hot’ boy band guy. He was always the mysterious one, until strutting his stuff on the dance floor. He’s quite the triple threat.
And that covers the beautiful men of Season 15 Dancing With the Stars All-Stars! It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for.
How can I choose from all of you to be THE sexiest? Each of you is sexy in your own way, but I have to choose. I don’t want to, but I have to. Without further adieu, from your insanely provacative accent to your cute facial expressions and giggle, Helio, I choose YOU as the sexiest male on Dancing With the Stars! You’ve wowed us every time you’ve mamboed across the stage, and in the process, you’ve won my heart. I will be watching this season, waiting for you to bring home the coveted mirrored ball trophy.
Who do you think is the sexiest male strutting his stuff on Dancing With The Stars?
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