November 01, 2012 07:41 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Miami is all new tonight on Bravo. Last week, the women finally turned up the drama when Adriana punched Joanna in the face at the lingerie party. The line in the sand has definitely been drawn and now the women choose sides.
It’s Lea Black in all her glory getting ready for – yes, you guessed it - the big gala. Tony Bennett, fabulous auction items and the best guests… blah, blah, blah.
Let the gossiping begin! Adriana stops by Alexia’s house to fill her in about the drama at the lingerie party. “It was like a Greek tragedy,” Adriana exaggerates to Alexia. With her Cuban attitude, Adriana role plays the entire fight for her friend. Alexia has Adriana’s back on this fight, “Of course, you were being attacked!”
Lea is so nervous about having any drama ruin her big gala, she invites all the women over to get a cleanse from a psychic. But while all the ladies are arriving, something happens to Lea’s dog and she begins crying hysterically. Her husband picks up the dog and rushes him to the vet. In the midst of all this dog drama, the women begin arriving at Lea’s house. The only no-show to the event is Adriana, so Joanna is relieved.
Lisa is the first to be called up and her question for Norman is when she will have a family, that she so desperately wants. “I see one boy,” Norman tells Lisa. Lisa is disappointed and doesn’t believe Norman is reading her right. As soon as she sits down, Mama Elsa whispers to Lisa that Norman doesn’t know what he is doing. Next up is Marta and Joanna to get their special reading. As usual, the reading is all about Joanna as Marta gets ignored. Then it’s Mama Elsa’s turn and she takes over the reading, by holding Norman’s hand and hugging him. After the “entertainment” all the women head into the kitchen, but Lea corners Joanna to hear her explain the fight. When Joanna tells her side of the story, Lea can’t believe how different the stories are between the two women. “I did not physically start the fight,” Joanna tells Lea.
It’s the night of the big gala and Karent goes to Joanna’s house to get ready. Of course, the conversation turns to Adriana and the big fight. Joanna has the scratch marks to prove that Adriana had her paws on her. Karent is giddy that everyone is seeing Adriana’s bad behavior. But Romain is nowhere in sight, because he bolted after the lingerie party. Romain isn’t supporting his woman and their relationship is rockier than ever.
The night is finally here, Lisa’s big gala event. The gorgeous gowns, the media, the stars and almost all the housewives have shown up for the big night. Marysol decides to go hang out with Ana instead of going to the gala. The ladies discuss divorce and why Ana is holding out on finalizing the papers. “I feel 100% divorced, but technically I’m not,” Ana tries to explain. So what’s going on with Marysol and Philippe? We learn that Marysol just saw Philippe and she isn’t over him!
Back at the gala, Adriana finally makes her entrance. Lisa is the first to greet Adriana and discuss the drama. “She’s lucky I wasn’t there,” Fredrick tells Lisa. I think Adriana is scarier than Fredrick – don’t you? As the night continues, there are a ton of air kisses and “oh you look fabulous.” The auction begins and Joanna is too busy texting Romain to pay attention. Surprise, surprise – her and Romain are fighting. A teary-eyed Joanna admits that she is miserable without Romain and she just wants to go home. At the next table, Adriana continues to bash Joanna. ”She’s not a super model, she’s a super whore,” Adriana tells the table. The episode ends with Joanna walking out of the party.
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