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America’s Next Top Model Recap: Dreams Of Banging Dolphins

November 02, 2012 06:36 PM by Stephanie Gustafson

America’s Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot more boring, seeing as mommy’s girl Victoria was ousted last week. To make up for the lack of photo shoot story hour, Top Model is amping up the drama. Because apparently there wasn’t enough of that before.

Amidst all the changes on Top Model, it’s nice to see that some things stay the same from one episode to the next. For example: the models are still chilling in Jamaica. Everyone still hates Leila. And Kristin is still a bitch.

The challenge today is pretty awesome because it involves posing with dolphins.  Laura says she’s pumped because she’s an “animal lover.” Really? As I recall, Laura was unable to pose with a cute little owl on her arm without shuddering in fright. But I guess dolphins are okay.

Leila likes dolphins too, but they don’t like her. One of the dolphins freaks out and leaves Leila with a huge bruise on her leg. Kristin smirks, secretly thanking the dolphin for getting in on her little send-Leila-home-at-any-cost conspiracy.

The other highlight of the dolphin shoot is a wardrobe malfunction on Laura’s part. She takes the nip slip like a champ though,   riding the dolphin like she’s a Sea World employee as opposed to a model. But Leila’s mishap outranks Laura’s, so she wins the challenge. Cue more whining from Kristin.

For the next shoot, the contestants will be portraying warrior princesses hanging out in a Jamaican waterfall. Tyra’s the photographer and she’ll be displaying her favorite photo in her home. Probably so that she has something to throw darts at.

The shoot is a dangerous one, with the models struggling to stand up straight, much less pose seductively. Nastasia and Kiara face their fears and make it through with some great shots, but Laura panics and poses awkwardly while her mascara smears all over. Kristin struggles as well, constantly adjusting the random curtain she’s been assigned to wear in the shoot. Tyra gives her props for not complaining — ironic, as this is probably the first time Kristin hasn’t complained about something all season.


At panel, we learn that Tyra dreams of being banged by dolphins. No, she doesn’t mean sexy time with marine animals — more of a Jaws scenario. Or was it a Freudian slip? Not something I want to think about.

Laura’s a bit of a disapointment, but given how disastrous her shoot was, her picture actually looks good. Leila gets hardcore praise from the judges, plus perfect scores from all three. Kristin shoots a few more death stares Leila’s way before heading over for her own feedback.

Before we learn who goes home, we get a little treat in the form of a behind-the-scenes catfight. As Leila and Kiara gush about their amazing photos, Kristin fumes about their “lack of respect.” They should be somber, gol’ darn it! After every cuss word in their vocabulary has been thrown out for posterity, the models head back to panel for results. Predictably, Leila wins best photo. And Kiara gets the opportunity to have her photo posted on Tyra’s wall of shame fame. Nastasia’s in the middle of the pack, leaving the two icy blondes on the bottom. Laura narrowly beats out Kristin in social media, meaning that the season bitch has officially left the competition! It’s about time!

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2 Responses to “America’s Next Top Model Recap: Dreams Of Banging Dolphins”

  1. Mozio Says:
    November 4th, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Being a fan since season 1, I almost gave up on ANTM when Tyra did tha UK vs. America show. I stayed with it thinking ANTM would return to the way it was, but it totally sux this season. Tyra made a big mistake getting rid of Miss j, Jay & Tally. What was she thinking when she hired those new judges and adding that Fan vote & video stuff.
    Totally stupid & unfair to the models being judged by fans who don’t know squart about judging. Video boy & Tyra’s BF have too go before next season or I’m done with ANTM.

  2. stewie Says:
    November 5th, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Kristin is one villianous woman! She did nothing but bring out the worst in everyone and her constant crabbing and complaining about Leila was overkill. And of course when they were behind the scenes and her accusing Leila of being “disrespectful” because she had the gall to celebrate her win was one of the most asinine things I’ve hever heard. Kristin has no future in modeling with the poisonous attitude she has. And a BIG thumbs up to Leila who I hope wins it all!


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