November 12, 2012 01:31 AM by Melissa Stavarski
The season finale of TLC‘s Breaking Amish begins right where they left off in Atlantic City, where Jeremiah and Sabrina brought Abe and Rebecca for a bachelor/bachelorette party. Abe and Rebecca get upset when a stripper joins the party. They leave the hotel room, Jeremiah follows, and the stripper is all like, who else wants to have some fun?
Sabrina, Kate, and Amish Andy enjoy lap dances. Rebecca wants the stripper to leave. Abe calls security, asks for help, and says, “My woman is like pissed right now.”
Despite the fact that Abe and Rebecca have been uptight through this entire journey, Jeremiah seems shocked. “Come on. They want to be English. Live the English lifestyle and do what the English do. Stop acting all Amish and shit,” he says. Jeremiah tells Sabrina and Kate they might have to shut down the party… right after he gets his lap dance. Sabrina thinks Abe and Rebecca are over reacting. She’s like, the stripper isn’t even hot! Once Jeremiah gets his money’s worth, he asks the stripper to leave.
Andy tells Abe, “That’s what a bachelor party is all about.” Sabrina tells Rebecca to chill out… she doesn’t. Sabrina says, ”Seriously, she’s gone.” Rebecca yells, “I don’t care. Everybody has been disrespecting us this whole f***ing time, and I’m done with it. I have a daughter. I don’t need naked people in my face.”
Whoa. Bombshell. Kate is like, “What?!?” To the camera, Rebecca reminds the viewers about her previous marriage and admits she has a 19-month-old daughter. Abe refuses to talk about the baby.
Sabrina calls new boyfriend Harry, asking him to come to Atlantic City. Sabrina thinks Harry will be able to diffuse the stripper situation because he’s English.
Harry magically beams himself to Atlantic City. Right away, Harry picks a fight with Jeremiah, telling him there’s going to be a problem if he doesn’t stay away from Sabrina. Harry warns Jeremiah, “I have a problem with you.” Jeremiah fires back, “You f***ing enjoy her,” and Harry responds, “I will!” For no reason whatsoever, Jeremiah adds, “I enjoyed her up in New York. You enjoy her now.” Seriously, TLC?
Finally, Jeremiah realizes the trip is a “royal f***ing disaster.”
Back in Lancaster, PA, Jeremiah, Sabrina, Abe, and Rebecca discuss the bachelor party and the baby bombshell. Jeremiah insists he just wanted to be a good English best man. Rebecca explains morals and values to Jeremiah. Rebecca adds, “My kid is a really big part of my life but she’s also my private life.” She goes on to explain that the baby is at “home” with a babysitter. She’s been with a babysitter all this time? And, I thought her “home” was with her grandparents, who are now missing in action.
In the end, they all hug it out, and Rebecca awkwardly hollers, “Yay, Amish!”
Random wedding stuff: Jeremiah whines and complains the entire time he and Abe try on tuxes. Abe’s family cannot attend his wedding, save for Amish Andy and ex-Amish Albert. The arrival of the Amish church wagon excites Rebecca.
While Sabrina and Rebecca get ready for the wedding, Jeremiah makes sure Abe knows he still has time to run. Abe asks, “With a nice woman like that… why would I back out?” Abe thinks Jeremiah has lost his mind. Abe suggests, “Let’s shut up and get dressed.”
Wedding time! Jeremiah says Sabrina hasn’t ever looked better. When Rebecca starts down the aisle, Abe says, “Holy crap. She’s beautiful.” As promised, Sabrina sings “Amazing Grace,” but she really shouldn’t have. It’s painful to listen to.
Abe sums it up, “Rebecca’s not just a girlfriend anymore… she’s a wife.” Abe misses his mom during the reception but says to Rebecca, “But, then again, I’m happy. I’ve got you. That’s all that matters.” Following the reception, Abe surprises Rebecca with a limo… she squeals. Abe scoops her up, carries her to the limo, and they drive off into the sunset.
Real-time Updates via TLC:
Kate signed a one-year contract with Major Model Management. She is planning to move to New York. She still loves and misses her family.
Sabrina and Harry are still dating. She has reconciled with her adoptive family. She is still curious about her Puerto Rican heritage and hopes to meet her siblings.
Jeremiah left Ohio. He now has a new English girlfriend. They recently moved in with Sabrina.
Abe and Rebecca are deciding where to live. They joined a Christian church and are raising their new family. They both have regular contact with their families.
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