December 03, 2012 09:49 PM by Shayla Perry
You’ll have to excuse us as we try to wrap our brains around tonight’s episode of VH1‘s Basketball Wives LA. Since when does Brooke have a lingerie line? Why is Jackie Christie trying (and we stress “TRYING”) to rap? Prepare yourselves for some confusion and just a lot of stuff straight out of left field. Plus, the ‘wives head to the Big Easy to do some charity work and prove that wherever they go — for whatever reason — trouble will follow.
Tonight on Basketball Wives LA….
So, as if Laura Govan and Jackie Christie’s lovefest during Fashion Week wasn’t enough to get your head spinning…
Apparently, Brooke has a lingerie line that she’s launching (yeah…really), so she invited some of the ladies over to celebrate. Yes, that includes Bambi, and no, she still isn’t over the whole King magazine thing with Draya.
Maybe it’s just that she and Draya were never really friends, because if they were, there wouldn’t be any issues, and Draya probably would’ve known something about Brooke’s lingerie line (for the record, she didn’t know).
Something else we’re still scratching our heads about? Jackie Christie recording a song. Um…okay.
Clearly trying to stay above all the drama this season, Malaysia tells everyone that she wants them to come to New Orleans with her to build houses over their vacation. Why do we already know that isn’t gonna go well?
For Laura’s birthday, Gloria tries to give her a little surprise, having them all meet to get their make-up done and go out. Draya is sittin’ this one out because she doesn’t want to be a part of Laura and Jackie’s fake front, which Brooke thinks is a bit hypocritical. Kind of like Gloria telling Bambi that she can’t comment on stuff going on with Laura and Jackie.
Bambi takes the opportunity to let Gloria know that she didn’t appreciate that moment at Draya’s White Party. Probably not the smartest thing to do, but it definitely wasn’t smart for Gloria to all of a sudden get all bold and tell Bambi that if she felt like smackin her, then she should. Really Gloria?
We’d feel bad about Laura’s birthday being ruined, but this wouldn’t have been an issue if she hadn’t spent every episode plottin’ to ruin someone’s life.
Fast forward to New Orleans….
No Gloria and no Laura.
The ladies don’t know why they’re no-shows, but rumor has it that Gloria and Matt got married.
Just as everyone was starting to realize how cool things were without them (including us), in roll Laura and Gloria…Mrs. Gloria Barnes. Then out rolls Bambi.
Lovin’ the fact that she’s not the one at the center of the drama, Jackie brings up the issue with Brooke and Draya AGAIN…then proceeds to do it another time while they’re working with the charity the next day. (*Shaking our heads*)
So, later that night, the ladies split up…
Gloria, Laura, and Brooke are out together, while Jackie hangs with Bambi, Draya, and Malaysia on Bourbon Street…gossiping about Gloria.
Is she as innocent as she tries to come off? Not according to Bambi, who says she’s seen her coming out of the studio with a few different guys on several occasions…and they weren’t in there making music!
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