January 13, 2013 03:13 PM by Stephanie Gustafson
Here Comes Brad Paisley…and he’s got a hilarious new song about pageant princess and proud redneck Alana Thompson. According to Brad, this is going to be the new theme song for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and frankly, we think it’s quite an improvement over the show’s current opening.
Everyone’s getting in on the Honey Boo Boo craze, from Kristin Chenowith to Jennifer Lawrence and even Vice President Joe Biden! The latest to join in on the fun is country musician and surprisingly all-around funny guy Brad Paisley. During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, Brad confessed that he’d been working on a new project; specifically, he’d created a new theme song for ”a popular cable show.” Although he failed to announce the name of the show (simply stating, “They’ll know what it is.”); it didn’t take long for the audience to recognize the Honey Boo Boo satire.
It’s hard to sum up Brad Paisley’s masterpiece, but with lyrics like, “She’s on the loose/Filled with balls of cheese and go-go juice,” and “She’s fighting for justice/The American way/From the mountain tops she screams/’Everybody’s a little gay.’” Oh and of course, this little gem: ”An American hero down to the core/She eats her meals right off the floor.”
Brad’s lyrics are already pretty darn funny, but added to the mix are shots of Brad imposed on clips from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, the silliest of which involves Brad perched on the couch with the Thompson family. Aww, how sweet.
Would Brad Paisley’s theme song make a good addition to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? Check out the music video for yourself and tell us what you think!
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