January 14, 2013 08:12 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is all new tonight on Bravo. Adrienne wants to shut Brandi up, so she slaps her with a lawsuit. Plus, Kim realizes that even though she is sober she still can’t get along with her sister. There are lawsuits, lemon cleanses and life coaches – you don’t want to miss this episode!
“Don’t get it twisted,” are Brandi’s words to her ex-hubby’s mistress. Yes, we get to see Brandi accept the SUR employee’s apology for sleeping with her ex. After the emotional conversation, Brandi runs to Lisa to tell her the entire scoop over some rose wine.
The backyard of Yolanda’s mansion is nothing short of AMAZING! She has a garden on a cliff with the ocean as its backdrop. Kyle stops by to find Yolanda picking lemons out of her garden. “I think Yolanda is the Dutch Martha Stewart,” Kyle jokes. But the lemons aren’t for lemonade, they are for a cleanse. Yes, it’s so Beverly Hills to make your own lemon and tabasco cleanse. The former model raves about the drink and how healthy it is, but Kyle is just looking to fit in a smaller dress size. Who wouldn’t lose weight if you didn’t eat for 10 days? After teaching Kyle the benefits of the lemon cleanse, Yolanda shares that she has reached out to Kim several times but she hasn’t responded. There is no surprise here for Kyle – even a sober Kim isn’t the best sister/friend. But don’t worry, Yolanda thinks that if Kim does the lemon cleanse she will be a new person.
Speaking of Kim, she is at home hanging out with her life coach. Gary is blown away at how healthy and beautiful Kim looks, now that she is sober. So what does Kim have to discuss with her coach? It’s her issues with Kyle of course! Kim just can’t get over how hurt and mad she still is at her sister for telling the world she is an alcoholic. Who can forget that limo scene? It was pretty brutal if you were Kim, but Bravo had to LOVE it! Anyways, Gary is way too reasonable and has way too much common sense to be on this show. ”You’re not the same, you’re not drunk!” Gary repeats to her. He tells Kim that it’s time to make amends and move on.
While Lisa is tending to one of her restaurants, Ken and the housekeeper are planning a surprise for her. We all know Lisa loves pink, so Ken is planning a pink garden surprise for his wife. “I don’t like surprises,” Lisa says as Ken drags her outside. Draping from the tree is a pink swing with flowers all around it, plus a heart-shaped garden with more pink flowers. Ken tells a romantic story of how he and Lisa had a swing at their first house and she loved it. Lisa hops right up on the swing and takes it for a ride. She jokes that when the kids left, she thought they would try swinging – but not like this!
A limo picks Kyle up for an evening out with the girls and their husbands, including Marisa. Marisa is Kyle’s friend who was at her disastrous dinner party where Faye attacked Brandi. The venue for the night is a Moroccan restaurant, so all the ladies have dressed for the occasion. While Marisa and Kyle are setting up for the other guests to arrive, Brandi shows up early. This is where Brandi drops the bomb that Adrienne and Paul are suing her for the comments she made. “Do they want my rental house?” Brandi jokes about her not-so-hot financial situation. She has obviously gone against a pissed off rich woman! Fortunately for Brandi, Adrienne is out of town and won’t be at the dinner.
Just before dinner is served, Kim decides to have a serious conversation with Kyle. “We both need to work on it. I want you to know, I really truly am, sorry.” Kim whispers to her sister. Tears well up in Kyle’s eyes as Kim tells her that she feels bad that she hasn’t spent time with her since rehab. “Am I 100% convinced she will stay sober? Not yet,” Kyle admits to the cameras. Finally, this boring serious talk ends when some food is served. Yolanda is yapping about her husband not being there because he is at home with Barbara Streisand. Yes, just an ordinary night. Then to spice up the night, a drunk Taylor announces she is ready to date! But then she slurs her words that she kind of feels guilty about it all. “I love him and hate him all at the same time,” she says about Russell. I love that she is drunk – and she goes from happy to sad to happy again! But Brandi decides to trump her with the whole lawsuit thing with Adrienne. Lisa is pissed that Adrienne is using her financial power over Brandi. Even Yolanda agrees that the whole thing is ridiculous and they should talk it out. Brandi admits to everyone that she shouldn’t have said what she did. Then Lisa reminds the group that Adrienne was the girl preaching, “friends don’t sue friends,” last season. I forgot about that one! Brandi is ready to walk out, but Taylor forces her to stay.
Mauricio keeps hounding on Brandi about why she said what she said and she finally loses it! Now Ken is defending Brandi against Mauricio’s attack. Then to make matters worse, Kim brings up the things Brandi said about her. Hello kim – that is so last season! Kim has horrible timing tonight. ”Go F*%$ yourself, it’s about my kids and it’s about my life,” Brandi screams at Mauricio. The fight is escalating and dessert hasn’t even been served yet! Gotta love these dinner parties. Maybe they should all try the lemon cleanse and forget eating all together.
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