January 27, 2013 07:15 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta is all new tonight on Bravo. The bootie brawl between Kenya and Phaedra is far from over. Who will win the war of the bootie? Trust me; you don’t want to miss Kenya imitating our southern belle! Plus, Kenya and Porsha have another screaming match!
Kenya walks into the gym and her bootie is looking B-I-G! Did she put an implant in her back-side? “People want to look like a beauty queen, not a donkey,” Kenya explains to her trainer. She is definitely not letting up on her stallion video. While Kenya is working out, Phaedra is working the cameras for a photo shoot. Phaedra has hired ”the best” photographer in town to get images for her workout video.
I smell a spin-off here – Cynthia is getting into the pageant world! Cynthia is meeting with a pageant expert (no, it’s not Honey Boo Boo) to find out how the Bailey Agency can
make some money get girls interested in competing. With the pageant only a few weeks away, Cynthia currently has no contestants for her Miss Renaissance 2012.
A skeptical Porsha walks into a restaurant to meet with Kenya. “Can you take the knives off the table, just in case,” Kenya jokes with the waiter as Porsha sits down. Basically, Kenya wants to be friends with Porsha now that she is fighting with Phaedra. But Porsha explains that Kenya’s fight with Phaedra has nothing to do with them not being friends. The lunch goes south quickly, before the two can even order! “You are being a pawn,” Kenya tells Porsha. Oh, hell no – is Porsha’s reaction to this conversation. The two women quickly start screaming, throw their napkins down and leave. “Bye ashy!” Porsha yells as she gets into her car.
Kandi, Cynthia, Porsha, and Phaedra meet up for a dinner at a Moroccan restaurant. Right away, Phaedra tells the ladies about how her donkey booty is going. ”The day Kenya shows me up is the day that this donkey booty goes flat as a pancake,” Phaedra tells the cameras.
Ms. Hollywood, NeNe, is going to her acting coach for some more lessons. It’s NeNe’s goal to earn an Emmy! Of course, she name drops that Jennifer Aniston also works with this coach. NeNe LOVES to name drop! The two discuss NeNe’s role on the show, The New Normal, and how her character relates to her own life.
Out on the golf course, Kenya and Cynthia catch up on what’s going on. Cynthia is a little mole and tells Kenya everything that Phaedra said about her the night before. Miss USA isn’t pleased and is ready to face Phaedra.
Miss Lawrence is in the house – to meet up for drinks with his best gal pal, Kenya. Let’s just say, Miss Lawrence is looking fierce in his red lipstick! Kenya needs to vent to someone about Phaedra and all the drama that is going on. She isn’t pleased that Phaedra is going around town saying she has a drinking problem and that she is chemically imbalanced.
NeNe is back in Atlanta to promote a new shoe she created for a brand. It’s a big charity party, so all the ladies have come out to support the event. Kenya strolls into the party with a big hat, a southern accent AND Phaedra’s bathing suit from Anguilla. You remember – the thong with a black mesh cover-up. Oh-yes-she-did! “This bitch has lost it,” is NeNe’s reaction to wearing this get-up to a chairity event. But nothing is stopping Kenya as she continues to make a giant scene screaming that she needs another vodka. Finally, Kenya loses the southern accent and goes after Phaedra for talking about her. “You know good and well that I don’t have a f*&^ing problem!” she yells at Phaedra. Kenya is the only one who stands up for Phaedra, but Kenya isn’t having it!
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