January 28, 2013 08:14 PM by Megan Thompson
Lisa and Kyle stop by Yolanda’s house not for a lemon cleanse, but to have lunch with Suzanne Somers. For those of you who don’t know who Suzanne is, just Google Three’s Company! ”I plan to live to be 110,” Suzanne brags to the women. Good ole sarcastic Lisa doesn’t buy into swallowing 40 pills a day, but Yolanda will do whatever it takes!
Since Brandi is headed to Vegas, to host some stripper pole parties, she wants to make sure she is an expert! “You have to get your sexy on,” the instructor tells Brandi. In no time at all, Brandi is working the pole like she has been a stripper all her life. Is that a compliment?
Who gets a graduation party when they pass sixth grade? Kyle’s is hosting a party for her daughter’s elementary graduation. When Paul and Adrienne show up, the conversation turns to the drama with Brandi. Of course, Faye is there and she loves talking about how she defended Paul and Adrienne. I guess she wants to redecorate one of the Maloof’s homes.
It’s time to pack for Vegas. As Marisa is packing her bags, her mom is critiquing everything she is throwing in the suitcase. “I could find that at a second-hand store for you. I swear to you it’s ugly,” her mom yells at her. While Lisa is packing, Ken tells his wife that she doesn’t need pole dancing lessons. It seems Ken thinks that Lisa is just fine in the bedroom.
So all the ladies are in Vegas to support Brandi, minus Adrienne, Kim and Yolanda! The girls head to their first dinner and the drinks start flowing. Brandi tries to explain to the ladies how much her divorce affected her and how it has made her become a fighter. “How long did you not have intercourse for?” Brandi then asks Camille. Poor Camille thought she lost her mojo, but now she has found it again with her younger man. Then all the ladies make Brandi laugh by trashing LeAnn Rimes. Do you think LeAnn watches this show? I bet she does! The girls have a good laugh when Brandi shoves an Oyster in Kyle’s mouth. I think this is the first dinner party that ends with laughter and not screaming!
While the girls are partying in Vegas, Yolanda is at home cooking for her man. “I absolutely cater to my husband’s needs and I love doing it! My husband is king and that is the way it should be,” she tells the cameras. Yolanda’s advice on how to keep your man- give him sex and food.
The next day the girls meet out by the pool in their fancy cover-ups, over-sized glasses and sun hats. “I’m going to go shopping, I can’t sit in this heat,” Lisa complains. Now that Yolanda has satisfied her man’s needs at home, she joins the ladies in Vegas. But Yolanda isn’t downing mimosas with the others, she is sipping carrot and spinach juice.
Night School for Girls is the company that has hired Brandi for these events. This is a trial run, so she brings the women with her to practice. When Brandi is given the floor to speak, she basically bombs. Finally, Brandi finds her groove and realizes she can’t be wrong when she is speaking the truth!
This episode was rather a yawn fest, but it looks like all the drama happens next week. Thank God! We knew these girls couldn’t go on a trip and not fight!
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