February 11, 2013 07:14 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is all new tonight on Bravo. The girls are back in Beverly Hills and now have to deal with all the mean things they said about each other while they were in Vegas. Plus, Brandi and Adrienne finally come to blows – at Lisa’s
wine tea party. Let’s just say it’s not a very civilized tea!
As Kyle is pouting about not having enough space in her over-sized closet, Mauricio comes in for a little therapy session. “I feel physically ill,” Kyle explains to her husband about fighting with her friends. Back in Vegas, Lisa didn’t feel that Kyle stood up for her when Camille accused her of not owning her restaurants. So, Kyle is headed over to Lisa’s house to try to fix some of the damage she caused.
Let’s just take a moment to be completely jealous of Lisa’s AMAZING new house! As soon as Kyle walks in the house, Lisa calls her out for not defending her in Vegas. “I wanted you tell her to shut the F-up!” Lisa tells her friend. That’s more Brandi’s style, but Kyle could have said something – anything. Kyle just makes up a lame excuse about not getting in the middle of things and how fighting heightens her anxiety. “I should have never mentioned Adrienne’s name,” Kyle admits. DUH – Kyle – the whole fight was your fault! But instead of blaming herself, Kyle blames all the animosity in the group on Brandi. Lisa quickly defends her new BFF – hello Kyle you have been replaced! The two women keep going at each other, Kyle tells Lisa that she holds grudges. “Maybe I’m not perfect, but maybe you’re not either!” Kyle slams Lisa. Then Lisa demands that Kyle tell her that she feels really bad about not defending her, but Kyle refuses to be scolded by Lisa. The tension is now so high that all Kyle can do is …cry! Finally, Kyle admits she will work on defending Lisa. But Lisa tells the cameras that their friendship will never be the same.
The two blonde models, Brandi and Yolanda, meet up at Yolanda’s daughter’s riding lesson. Yolanda shares that she feels bad because she can only afford one horse for her 15 year old daughter. What? Isn’t her husband a millionaire? Haven’t we seen her insane mansion? The two girls bond about how Yolanda tried to diffuse the situation in Vegas. Then Brandi is freaked out when she finds out Yolanda won’t be at Lisa’s tea party – where Brandi will see Adrienne for the first time. “If she had a balls, she would pick up the phone and talk to you,” Yolanda tells Brandi. Yolanda thinks that in the big picture, Adrienne Maloof is a nobody.
It’s the day of Lisa’s tea party and she has beautiful flowers, food and even hot servers for her cougar friends. Brandi is the first guest to arrive and she admits that she is nervous. “Remember the last time you opened your mouth you lost $20,000,” Lisa reminds Brandi. Then we learn that Taylor thinks it is appropriate to bring the host a vibrator, but Brandi thinks butt beads would be more appropriate. You gotta love these classy women. The dynamic is quickly going to change, because Adrienne, Kyle and Faye are on their way. Who invited Faye? Apparently, Lisa wants to know who invited Faye too! As Adrienne walks in, Brandi is clinging to the bar and trying not to make eye-contact. But then we get a comedic break when Kim calls to tell Lisa she isn’t coming because she got hit in the face by her dog. Kim never fails to come up with a good excuse.
Finally the women sit down and Lisa makes a little speech that she is happy everyone is there despite differences. Adrienne even reaches out and toasts Brandi’s wine glass. It was all laughs and giggles about Taylor’s gymnastics skills until Taylor opens her big lips! “If I break my neck on a back handspring….everybody likes to sue everybody here so that will be fun,” Taylor laughs. The tone of the party completely changes, so Lisa drags Brandi and a drunken Taylor to the kitchen to scold them.
While the ladies are in the kitchen, Adrienne tells everyone that she is not suing Brandi, she even denies sending any type of letter. Now that Brandi is back at the table, Taylor will not let the subject die. As Taylor is defending Brandi, Camille is defending Brandi. “Absolutely not, absolutely not,” is all Adrienne can say. The two women go back and forth each telling their version of the story, until Brandi gets up to leave. “Adrienne you are full of f*&%ing shit,” she yells as she picks up her purse.
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