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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: The Crazy Bus To Vegas

March 10, 2013 06:30 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta is all new tonight on Bravo.  What would happen if these housewives were trapped in a confined space for over eight hours? Well, we find out tonight when the girls take a long road trip from LA to Vegas. The real drama heats up in Vegas when Porsha says she isn’t allowed to go to a strip club.

It’s time to leave LA and head to Vegas, so the ladies are packing their bags.  Kenya busts into Cynthia’s room (we even get to see Cynthia’s real hair) to borrow some lotion.  I guess Kenya doesn’t want Porsha to call her ashy.  Anyways, Kenya is still pissed about the ladies bringing up Walter’s name so much at dinner last night.  Kenya even does an impression of Porsha, which I have to admit is spot on.  Kenya is trying to keep her emotions in check, but she is worried about the bus trip to Vegas.  “Hopefully there will be some cocktails on the bus,” Kenya says as she exits the room. 

“I’ll be flying first class and they will be riding the highway,” NeNe tells the cameras.  Ms. Hollywood has to work, so she will be flying to Vegas to meet the ladies.  The women get on the party bus and are ready for the four hour drive to Vegas. Right away, Kenya nominates herself as the captain of the bus and starts leading games.  The talking and games continue until about the fifth hour on the bus! Kenya bounces up and wants the women each to do a stand-up comedy routine.   So Kandi stands up and starts talking about sex and farting during an orgasm.  “The Vegas bus is slowly turning into the crazy bus,” Cynthia notes.  After the sixth hour of driving, the bus needs to stop and get gas. All the ladies hop off and head to the min-mart for some snacks.   We are now into the seventh hour on the bus and Porsha is chomping on some pickles and ice cream.  The ladies tease Porsha about being preggo, but she is keeping her mouth shut.   After more than eight hours, the bus finally pulls into Planet Hollywood.  ”Next time I’m rolling rich bitch style,” Kandi says about flying to Vegas. Even after working all day, NeNe beat the women to Vegas.  Do you think NeNe paid the bus driver to take longer to punish these women for showing up late to her dinner?  Probably not, but it would have been funny.

The night is still young in Vegas, so the girls quickly change and head out for their night on the town.  It’s all about short skirts, bling and big hair.  Cynthia throws on an afro wig and says she is going for the drag queen look – and she nails it.  When everyone is in the limo, NeNe mentions that she doesn’t like eating at strip clubs.  I’m pretty sure people don’t go to a strip club for the good food. Anyways, this is where Porsha acts like she thought they were going to a burlesque show and not a strip club!  “Kordell would not be okay with that,” she tells the women.  All the women stare at her like they can’t believe she just said that.  “Can’t we be like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” Kandi suggests.  But Porsha isn’t into the strip club thing, so she doesn’t get out of the limo. 

“You are shaved so pretty,” Phaedra compliments the dancers in the club.  There is a lot of clapping, laughing and dollar bills flying in the club. NeNe then shares some stories about her stripper days.  She even had her stripper friends as bridesmaids in her wedding! Then the women gossip about Porsha and Kordell’s relationship.  All the women feel they work hard for their life, while Porsha just married money. 

The next morning, Porsha is getting her make-up done and talking to Kordell.  Yes, she hired a make-up artist to come to the room – you gotta love money.  All the ladies hop into the limo to go to a show – and this is where NeNe confronts Porsha.  NeNe starts giving Porsha some marriage advice.  “For him to let me go on this girl’s trip, I’m proud of him,” Porsha tells the women.  None of these working girls can understand not making money and having their men control them.  Because NeNe is a V.I.P. now, they get to go backstage of the Jubilee show.  “I didn’t come down the stairs, I came down the pole,” NeNe jokes with the dancers. 

The girls are dressed in their lingerie and robes for Kandi’s sex toy party.  Kandi decided to host a party in her room to show the ladies all her new sex toys. Anyone interested in some kegal balls? Next the ladies have a contest on who can lick the whip cream off the strawberry the sexiest.  Porsha acts like a prude, but Phaedra has no problem licking the whip cream off to the best of her abilities.  Then the party stops when Phaedra makes a comment about Walter not liking the way Kenya licks the strawberry.  Ouch!

Then Kenya demands Phaedra to answer her about the whole booty video debacle.  But as any good lawyer does, Phaedra deflects the fight to Kenya by bringing up what Kenya did wrong.  “I feel like you hurt me,” Phaedra tells Kenya. ”You cut me to the white meat,” Kenya defends herself.  I’m not sure what Kenya means by that, but it isn’t good.  NeNe sums it up best by saying these bitches are never going to be friends.

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6 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: The Crazy Bus To Vegas”

  1. Tambam Says:
    March 10th, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    I guess it was ok for Portia to be a dancer in a Trillville music video since it was BK (before Kordell).

  2. Cathy R Says:
    March 10th, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    Cynthia has become the new Sheree; she is now such a bitch. I thought she was cool, but she’s a shit starter! You need to stop or you will be following Sheree and Kim!!!! Where did you get Kendra???????
    She needs to go – plus, she’s no housewife!!!!!

  3. Diane Says:
    March 10th, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Phaedra should keep on going at Kenya. She’s so fake, and how did she get on this show anyway? She’s neither a housewife or a mother!!! Get rid of her!

  4. Karyn Says:
    March 10th, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    I think if a person does not want to go a strip club,they don’t
    have to go.Me personal would have not left the hotel if I
    knew they where going to a strip club,I also feel if a person
    have broken up with someone, and it was a bad break up
    why are you still bringing that person name up in every

  5. Marcia Says:
    March 11th, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    Candy is such a witch. I use to like her but all she does is complain! I don’t blame Nene about not letting her girls in when they are 3 hours late for dinner. She should have had the dinner party the next night . Whenever you fly to LA unless you are already in Calfornia, you have jet lag. It was though NeNe didn’t have any regard for friends flying in from Atlanta.

  6. Regina Says:
    March 12th, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    Kenya is the one that started everything with Phaedra. So, why should Phaedra apologize to her. She lied and said Phaedra and Apollo expected her to work for free. That was not true. Just because they did not agree with her terms, she got mad, stole their idea, and expects them to apologize to her. She may have been Ms USA, but now she is Ms SOS…Stuck on Stupid.


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