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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Old Friends, New Store

March 11, 2013 06:08 PM by Megan Thompson

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is all new tonight on Bravo. The Paris trip is coming to a close, so the group goes out for one final dinner. Once back in Beverly Hills, Lisa starts planning a party for her and Ken’s 30th anniversary. Plus, there are two special guests on tonight’s show! I’ll give you a hint on one - he’s going to make Lisa’s event “shi, shi, shi!”

It’s the final night in Paris, so everyone grabs a glass of champagne (except Kim) and boards a dinner cruise ship. As they sit down for dinner, Brandi and Ken do their usual flirting. During dinner Yolanda gets up and presents Brandi with a little gift. Brandi is then gifted some killer (ridiculously expensive) shoes! “She doesn’t really have anybody, it’s nice to get a present and be thought of in a special way,” Yolanda explains. Of course, Brandi is obsessed with the shoes - who could blame her?  Is it me or is Yolanda growing on you? Even Kyle looked jealous of Brandi’s shoes. Then in a sappy moment, Kim (in somewhat of coherent moment) thanks the group for making her Paris trip so special. Brandi even admits that her favorite part of being in Paris was getting closer to Kim – but the shoes were close second! Duh!

Marisa stops over Kyle’s house to get the gossip about the Paris trip. She missed the trip, because her father-in-law passed away. This scene is pretty boring, because let’s be honest there wasn’t a lot of drama or fighting in Paris. But Kyle finally admits that Kim was a “little off.”

Then we move to Villa Rosa, yes Lisa’s amazing new house! She is meeting with our ABSOLUTE favorite Beverly Hills party planner, the one and only Kevin Lee. “I love Kevin Lee as much as he drives me crazy,” Lisa jokes. Lisa wants to keep her party intimate and romantic, so she will have to reign Kevin in. Kevin spews ideas of building bridges over the pool, rose arches and much more. We can’t wait to see what Kevin creates – even though we know it will be tres chic!

Yolanda and David are doing a photo shoot together and within 10 seconds, Yolanda name-drops 5 celebrities that her husband is currently working with. But I have to admit she is rocking a silver see-though ball gown. Yolanda does all the modeling, while David just sits in a tuxedo. 

Mauricio is meeting with Marisa to discussing selling her father-in-law’s house.  “I want to list it with you,” Marisa tells Mauricio.  You can tell Mauricio is salivating over this large commission check.  Marisa walks us through the insane house and its grounds.  The owner even flew in $7 million dollars of full grown trees, so they wouldn’t have to wait for them to grow.  Only in BH!

Remember Dana? Dana – the $20,000 sunglass girl?  Well, Taylor is meeting up with her old friend Dana, because she is going through a bad break-up.  Let’s just say it seems Dana has been at the bar all day, when Taylor shows up. Immediately, Dana can’t stop talking about sex and drinking. She is sloppy and spilling her mojito all over her dress – she is a train wreck.   “I drink a lot and I’m okay with it, and I f&*k a lot and I’m okay with it too,” Dana slurs.  Then Dana almost tears up when she tells Taylor her ex took back the Lamborghini he gifted her.  “Are you friends with Brandi now, because I hate that bitch,” Brandi says as she lights a cigarette from a candle on the table.  Hello?  Someone come pick up this trash!  This scene is hilarious! Dana warns Taylor to watch out for these women, because they don’t have her back.  I have to rewind and watch this scene again, because it was so awful it was great!  Why can’t she be on the show this season? 

It’s the grand opening of Kyle’s store and she is getting all glammed up for the big event.  The whole family hops into a limo and heads to the store.  “The store has my name on the door, I want it to look right,” Kyle tells the cameras.  After a few fix-ups, Kyle steps out to walk the step-and-repeat and talk with the media.  All the ladies show up to support Kyle on her big night, plus they all brought their credit cards for some retail therapy. Kyle steps away from the party to check in with Kim.  Kim admits that she was out of it in Paris, because she accidently took the wrong pills. ”I worked very hard to get here and there is no way I want to go through what I went through again. I’m sober and I like it,” Lisa tells a teary-eyed Kyle. The two sisters hug each other and Kyle tells Lisa she believes her and wants her to stay strong.

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One Response to “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Old Friends, New Store”

  1. Q Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    What a TERRIBLE recap. You can’t even keep people’s names straight. Get another job, moron.


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