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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: The Party Is Over

March 18, 2013 06:14 PM by Megan Thompson


The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is all new tonight on Bravo. It’s the beginning of the end for Paul and Adrienne’s marriage. Plus, Faye (the wannabe housewife) is back to stir up more problems with Brandi.

It’s another day at Villa Rosa and Lisa is very busy getting into a relaxing mood, so she can have a massage with her BFF – Brandi. Ken has the nerve to disrupt his wife to ask her about what color shirt he should wear. He shows Lisa a pink and a blue shirt. Duh! Of course Lisa chooses the pink one.

A huge party is being set-up at Paul and Adrienne’s mansion to promote her new vodka line – zing. Shoes and now a vodka line – who knew? Picture a ton of event planners making Adrienne’s yard look like a red crayon threw-up all over the place and on the people. Yes, she is even spray-painting bodies of the help a bright red color. FYI – it’s red velvet vodka that’s what all the red is about.  As Adrienne is barking orders, she then yells at Paul in front of the whole staff. “Typical dig, typical insult; that’s what I’m used to,” Paul tells the cameras about his wife.

While chaos is ensuing at Adrienne’s house, Lisa and Brandi are enjoying a relaxing massage in the backyard. The two best gal pals gossip about how Adrienne hosting yet another branded affair. “I just couldn’t go, I swear to you I just couldn’t go,” Lisa tells Brandi. Lisa doesn’t want to be near Chef Bernie, because he sells stories to the tabloids. Brandi once again opens her big mouth and says that Paul and Adrienne’s marriage is more of a business arrangement than a real marriage.

The party is rocking at Adrienne’s house; it actually looks like a Playboy mansion event. While the party is happening downstairs, Paul is getting his body sprayed/painted upstairs.  All the ladies are doing shots when Marisa brings up a text that Brandi sent her. Brandi suggested that Marisa and her husband give each other a hall pass for a night.  Marisa tells the girls she was shocked by the text and there is nothing wrong with her marriage.  Hello – it’s Brandi – take a joke girlfriend.  Plus, Marisa is always talking about having sex with a man besides her husband! After much gossip, Yolanda goes right up to Marisa and says “you should ask Brandi!Then Faye shows up out of nowhere to tell a story about Brandi hooking up with a guy at Kyle’s white party. Yolanda is the only one sticking up for Brandi at this point – this girl doesn’t take any B.S. 

This is when Adrienne spots Paul hanging out in the tree with his body painted.  ”He kind of actually looks a little pathetic,” Adrienne tells the cameras. Ouch!

“Adrienne and Paul announced their separation online yesterday,” Lisa tells the cameras.  This is how we first learn of the Paul and Adrienne split.  But Lisa is too busy planning her house warming/vow renewal party to deal with any gossip right now.  Lisa is checking on the details, but she shouldn’t worry because Kevin Lee is in the house.  Kevin even strips off his pants, so he can jump into the pool to fix the flowers. 

The pink carpet has been laid out at Villa Rosa for the big event.  Let’s just say Adrienne’s event was trashy and Lisa’s event is so shi, shi, shi! Everyone is showing up for Lisa’s party looking fabulous and kissing everyone on the cheek.  Yolanda and Brandi head straight to Marisa to confront her about what she said at Adrienne’s house.  Right away, Marisa is back-pedaling on everything she said about Brandi. 

This is when Faye steps in, but she isn’t wanted in the conversation. When Brandi tells her that she isn’t involved, Faye quickly tells her, “I’m involved with everything.”  She wishes she was involved in the RHOBH show that’s for sure!  When Brandi insists that she goes away, Faye isn’t budging.   So Faye gives the biggest Beverly Hills insult I have ever heard – “No matter how many Chanel’s you borrow, you will never be a lady.”  That’s a classic!  Then Faye has the gall to blame Brandi for Paul and Adrienne’s break-up.  Both Brandi and Yolanda call Faye pathetic and they walk away. 

What did you think of tonight’s show?  Is Faye crazy or what?  Let us know what you think, leave us a comment below.

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18 Responses to “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: The Party Is Over”

  1. Francies Vadez Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Faye is such a B****! She needs to leave the show…she is not enjoyable to watch or listen to. Love Lisa Love Brandi Love Yolanda….Kyle needs to know who her friends are – and if she thinks Faye is, then she needs her head examined

  2. Margaret Ann Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Faye resnick is a hanger on. Tries to fit in with the wealthy. She is so transparent, so jealous of Brandi, so jealous of Kyle too. Yet b,y being friends with Kyle she is invited to all these fabulous parties where she can try to snag a rich man. Faye you are pathetic.

  3. Barton Fink Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    I am liking Faye more and more. Brandi is tiresome and weird, and if she hadn’t spawned with Eddie she wouldn’t be able to buy booze. Lisa is old and cold and mean and hard-hearted, so of course she loves Brandi. I wonder what next season will look like.

  4. Debra Mobley Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    The only women I would hang out with are, Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda. I like Camille too, but she isnt around that much. Marisa does go on and on about other men, she kinda makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
    As far as Faye is concerned, to me she is just another Danielle from the New Jersey ladies. Who the hell is she? Kick her off the show, she is a major biatchhh! And Lisa needs to get it through her head that Kyle is never gonna have her back. She is a good wife and mother and a good, well I call them, “bar friend”, and will always stay neutral. And if a friend doesn’t back you up, she really isn’t a friend at all.
    So Kudo’s for Lisa, Brandi, and Yolanda. Faye needs to go on vacation with Kim…forever!

  5. Linda Z Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 12:01 am

    Faye is the original desperate housefrau and, as we have seen in the past, will hook herself to anyone to try to make a big deal of herself. I hope they do NOT invite her to be on the show. I LOVE Yolanda, she is a real deal straight shooter, a rarity amongst these women.
    And Adrianne? Goodbye cannot come soon enough, Paul is so much better off without her, she is a sad poser, too. I guess money really doesn’t buy you happiness. Or some of these women don’t know where to shop.

  6. Karen Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 6:18 am

    The bodypainting was outstanding. Even Marisa could not tell it was a person, not a statute. The bodypainter even made Paul into a tree person. Amazing.

  7. Xpdsean Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 8:29 am

    Say that again, Barton!!
    ECibrian’s X is pure Hollywood ‘wannabee’ social climber(TArm’s was d 1st HoBH)Trashy&Slutty&nevermind.
    LVadePimp (wassup w/ dat ‘sur’ screwy employees she hires?) is always needy of a ‘loser’ to groom to make her(ken) look like they are the good guys. This brit makes low digs & brush it like it’s just a joke. Her being the mutha’hen to BG is keeping a closer eye on giggy’s twin/dad any temptations to carnal desires.
    Let’s keep the memo, in hollywood-any desperate wannabes would sleep their way to a Louis Vuitton/Chanel bag.

  8. Brenda Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Faye was so right~~~ Brandi is no lady and she will never be a lady!

  9. Norma Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Brandi is the one that starts running her mouth about things that don’t concern her, spreads venom, and then turns around and pretends to be the victim. I think Faye is just trying to put a stop to her. I like Faye.

  10. Sheila Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    Faye has a lot of nerve talking about and judging others considering how she profited off her so called BFF murder. She is bottom scum

  11. Sheila Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    For those that like Faye? do you know anything about her?

  12. dagny silverstein Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Brandi is a fake, foul-mouthed, anorexic whiny twit. Yolanda is so boring. I love Faye and thought that line she said about borrowing chanels and never being a lady sums up brandi perfectly. I hope Faye becomes a RHOBH and the show dumps yolanda and brandi. Adrienne has not been showcased fairly but I’ll take Paul in a heartbeat.

  13. ann Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    There is something wrong with Faye she doesn’t seem right kinda nutty…Nobody ever heard of her,until the murder of Nicole Brown,she is one to talk about being a lady,in her book she wrote that she had a fling with Nicole Brown,a lady wouldn’t have mentioned it..This fine lady was also a drug user,probably damaged her brain.

  14. Emilia Says:
    March 20th, 2013 at 6:03 am

    Faye should get a life…She is obsessed with Brandi,she is a nasty trouble maker.Made money off her dead friend,wonder how many Chanel handbags she bought with that money…What a lady was in rehab 3x.

  15. JEAN Says:
    March 20th, 2013 at 7:04 am

    Faye want to be housewife so bad, she but in everyone business but her owe. We know how
    she made her money. By her so call friend murder.

  16. Rosie Says:
    March 21st, 2013 at 8:18 am

    Faye is telling Brandi that she will never be lady..What nerve,Faye made blood money of her book about Nicole…Posed for Playboy after Nicoles murder again blood money…Was married to a drug dealer…And was drug addict herself…She is no LADY she is TRASH!

  17. Audrey Says:
    March 22nd, 2013 at 11:45 am

    With regard to Faye and Marisa, they have a role to play……the antagonists…..without whom the show would be a total bore. Yes, I laugh or am outraged everytime they are in a scene, just like Camille in previous seasons. Now that Camille has tried to appear like a normal person, what interesting element does she bring to the show? Bravo, please continue to bring on the mean, the crazy, the demented, the notorious, and the vile. They are a reality check. Otherwise some might actually begin to take this show seriously. I just want to be entertained.

  18. Ginger Says:
    March 25th, 2013 at 6:56 am

    Faye truly ruins the show…Such an obnoxious wanna be…I don’t even want to turn it on anymore…Sad, it use to be a fun show to watch..Getting to trashy just like the New Jersey show…None of them are very enjoyable these days…


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