March 18, 2013 06:14 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is all new tonight on Bravo. It’s the beginning of the end for Paul and Adrienne’s marriage. Plus, Faye (the wannabe housewife) is back to stir up more problems with Brandi.
It’s another day at Villa Rosa and Lisa is very busy getting into a relaxing mood, so she can have a massage with her BFF – Brandi. Ken has the nerve to disrupt his wife to ask her about what color shirt he should wear. He shows Lisa a pink and a blue shirt. Duh! Of course Lisa chooses the pink one.
A huge party is being set-up at Paul and Adrienne’s mansion to promote her new vodka line – zing. Shoes and now a vodka line – who knew? Picture a ton of event planners making Adrienne’s yard look like a red crayon threw-up all over the place and on the people. Yes, she is even spray-painting bodies of the help a bright red color. FYI – it’s red velvet vodka that’s what all the red is about. As Adrienne is barking orders, she then yells at Paul in front of the whole staff. “Typical dig, typical insult; that’s what I’m used to,” Paul tells the cameras about his wife.
While chaos is ensuing at Adrienne’s house, Lisa and Brandi are enjoying a relaxing massage in the backyard. The two best gal pals gossip about how Adrienne hosting yet another branded affair. “I just couldn’t go, I swear to you I just couldn’t go,” Lisa tells Brandi. Lisa doesn’t want to be near Chef Bernie, because he sells stories to the tabloids. Brandi once again opens her big mouth and says that Paul and Adrienne’s marriage is more of a business arrangement than a real marriage.
The party is rocking at Adrienne’s house; it actually looks like a Playboy mansion event. While the party is happening downstairs, Paul is getting his body sprayed/painted upstairs. All the ladies are doing shots when Marisa brings up a text that Brandi sent her. Brandi suggested that Marisa and her husband give each other a hall pass for a night. Marisa tells the girls she was shocked by the text and there is nothing wrong with her marriage. Hello – it’s Brandi – take a joke girlfriend. Plus, Marisa is always talking about having sex with a man besides her husband! After much gossip, Yolanda goes right up to Marisa and says “you should ask Brandi!Then Faye shows up out of nowhere to tell a story about Brandi hooking up with a guy at Kyle’s white party. Yolanda is the only one sticking up for Brandi at this point – this girl doesn’t take any B.S.
This is when Adrienne spots Paul hanging out in the tree with his body painted. ”He kind of actually looks a little pathetic,” Adrienne tells the cameras. Ouch!
“Adrienne and Paul announced their separation online yesterday,” Lisa tells the cameras. This is how we first learn of the Paul and Adrienne split. But Lisa is too busy planning her house warming/vow renewal party to deal with any gossip right now. Lisa is checking on the details, but she shouldn’t worry because Kevin Lee is in the house. Kevin even strips off his pants, so he can jump into the pool to fix the flowers.
The pink carpet has been laid out at Villa Rosa for the big event. Let’s just say Adrienne’s event was trashy and Lisa’s event is so shi, shi, shi! Everyone is showing up for Lisa’s party looking fabulous and kissing everyone on the cheek. Yolanda and Brandi head straight to Marisa to confront her about what she said at Adrienne’s house. Right away, Marisa is back-pedaling on everything she said about Brandi.
This is when Faye steps in, but she isn’t wanted in the conversation. When Brandi tells her that she isn’t involved, Faye quickly tells her, “I’m involved with everything.” She wishes she was involved in the RHOBH show that’s for sure! When Brandi insists that she goes away, Faye isn’t budging. So Faye gives the biggest Beverly Hills insult I have ever heard – “No matter how many Chanel’s you borrow, you will never be a lady.” That’s a classic! Then Faye has the gall to blame Brandi for Paul and Adrienne’s break-up. Both Brandi and Yolanda call Faye pathetic and they walk away.
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