March 31, 2013 06:26 PM by Megan Thompson
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta season finale airs tonight on Bravo. And who likes a themed costume party more than a Bravo housewife? Nobody! Tonight Kenya is hosting her first Atlanta party and she wants it to be huge!
Ms. Kenya arrives to her meeting looking fabulous in an all-white pantsuit. “Being new to Atlanta I need it to be big,” she tells her dream team of party planners. Kenya is planning a huge party honoring iconic black women in films. There is no doubt in Kenya’s mind that her party will be fabulous and no, Walter is not on the invite list.
Now that the booty video is behind her (get it?), Phaedra is on to her next business venture – a girly stun gun. Introducing Phaedra Sparks stun guns; it’s pink, petite and just for the ladies. Phaedra drags Kandi to a self-defense class and shows her how to us the stun gun. “Hers is the gift of pain, where mine is the gift of pleasure,” Kandi explains the difference between her and Phaedra’s products.
Porsha is back in the therapist’s office, but this time she has Kordell with her. You can tell Kordell has absolutely no desire to be there or to hear what the therapist has to say. “That’s traditional,” Kordell says about the roles he wants his wife to play in the house. Porsha wants a baby and a career – but Kordell isn’t agreeing. We might not know how the therapy session ends, but we know how this relationship ends!
It’s one hour before Kenya’s’ big party and she is stressing over the details. She has worked so hard on this party and doesn’t want to see it fail! “Today is like my wedding day,” Kenya tells the cameras. That’s kind of sad! As Kenya is stressing, the rest of the ladies are getting dressed for Kenya’ s big event. Remember all the girls were assigned to dress as characters from black iconic films.
While everyone else is glamming up, Porsha is putting on a gold tooth and trashy wig. ”I’m going to participate and go with it,” Porsha tells her friends. The friends are worried that Kenya is setting Porsha up to look foolish. Kenya chose for Porsha to dress up as Haley Berry from the movie B.A.P.S.
“I feel so stupid,” Kandi tells the cameras about showing up to the party dressed as Tina Turner. The party is in full swing and it’s time to introduce the host – Kenya Moore – as Foxy Brown. Kenya comes down the steps sporting a huge afro, a red tight pantsuit and swinging a gun. All is going well at the party until Porsha shows up as Dorothy Dandridge, not her assigned character. Porsha lost the cheap wig, gold tooth and traded it for a sparkly gold dress and nice curls. “This is not who I asked you to come as,” Kenya scolds Porsha. Now Kenya is scrambling with her party planners to cancel the B.A.P.S. portion of the “script.” Porsha insists that Kenya was trying to insult her, but Kenya isn’t having it. “Please escort her out,” Kenya tells the security. “She can be who she wants to be where she wants to be,” Kenya says as she is booting them out the door. The other ladies are appalled by Kenya’s actions so Cynthia and Kandi also walk out! “F*%k her and F%*k her party,” Peter says as he is leaving. The whole group and Kenya have now moved the fight to the parking lot. “I apologize and I would like everyone to come in and enjoy themselves,” Kenya finally tells the girls. Kenya walks back into the party and leaves the group outside to decide if they will come back in. And just in time, NeNe shows up looking great in her Grace Jones costume. “I’m going to take it for the team,” Porsha tells the group as they walk back in.
As soon as NeNe walks into the party she immediately grabs Kenya to talk to her about the situation. “We’re supposed to be one,” NeNe yells at Kenya. Just so Kenya can keep the peace and enjoy her party, she finally apologizes to Porsha. Finally the show can go on. As each lady steps onto the stage, Bravo gives us an update on the ladies lives. Ms. Porsha’s life isn’t so perfect, because Kordell filed for divorce. Phaedra is pregnant with her second boy and is working on a pregnancy work-out video. The Bailey Agency is still going strong for Cynthia and NeNe finally got her 15 carat engagement ring from Gregg. As for Kenya, she is dating an African oil tycoon and swears her booty video is outselling Phaedra’s.
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