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Alyssa Milano Stars In Very Educational Sex Tape

September 04, 2013 10:33 AM by Stephanie Gustafson

Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Farrah Abraham…all of today’s hottest celebs are making sex tapes! The latest to join the club is Project Runway All Stars host Alyssa Milano. Suffice to say, this is certainly not your ordinary celebrity sex tape.

Alyssa Milano’s most dedicated fan boys (and likely a few fan girls as well) have been secretly praying for a sex tape for a long, long time. So yesterday, when the former Charmed actress posted a Funny Or Die video entitled Alyssa Milano Sex Tape, many initially believed their dreams had finally come true.

But this is Alyssa Milano and Funny Or Die we’re talking about here. Clearly, neither the celeb nor the site would agree to posting some pedestrian sex tape for all to see. There was bound to be a curveball at some point!

The clip did begin in standard sex tape fashion, complete with a hot guy, sultry lingerie and plenty of rose petals. But halfway through, it switched gears, much to the consternation of excited viewers. Alyssa ‘accidentally’ jostled the camera, turning it to face the hotel room television, which, interestingly enough, was tuned to a news report. And so, for the remainder of the alleged ‘sex video,’ the audience was forced to endure all the details of the current conflict in Syria.

Clearly, Funny Or Die would like its readers to be better informed on and less apathetic about current events that do not involve the sexual proclivities of their favorite celebrities. Well played.

Check out Alyssa Milano’s sex tape for yourself and then tell us what you think in the comments section below!

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9 Responses to “Alyssa Milano Stars In Very Educational Sex Tape”

  1. Paul Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 11:05 am

    I don’t think they “want their viewers to be better informed…” I think they are making fun of the complacency that our society has to the wars we fight. We continue on with our lives mostly without worry or care while a few government officials decide whether to send our friends and family into harms way for our collective “freedom.” Wake up America! … or some disaster or war is going to do it for us. Good job missing the mark in this article on the intent of the video though…

  2. Patrick Hawksley Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 11:13 am

    Good idea to inform people about whats about to happen in Syria. I believe that the US should do something, because of the murder of the women and children with poison gas. And it does look like the Arab allies are going to pick up the tab.

    But I also think Alyssa Milano is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

  3. "RE: Paul Says" Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Hey Paul, you’re an idiot! This is supposed to be fun article with a comic spin on the “famous for being famous” celebrities. You’ve gone and turned it into a partisan political discussion. Or you’ve tried to at least.

  4. rob Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 11:33 am

    So it’s also claimed that the Syrian rebels were caught with Sarin nerve gas recently and are likely responsible for the aleged chemical attack according to Russia and the Syrian government. There is very little actual evidence that the Syrian government is responsible for the attack. Who do you believe? The government who hates the US and wants us all dead? Or the Canibalistic Al Queda supported rebels who wants to use us but still wants us all dead? If Iraq didn’t teach you anything else it shouls have taught you it is not wise to take any of our politician’s word at face value.

  5. KOLE ARIJE,MBA-LAW Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 11:55 am

    SEPTEMBER 4TH, 2013: WEDNESDAY
    1. A).
    THIS IS NOT ALYSSA MILANO OF INTERESTS AT ONE POINT BYT THE BEAUTIFUL LADY, IN THE MIDST OF THE PICTURES BEFORE TEN OF THEM JEWS AND CONDESSAS NO SHOWER USELESS MEN’S WOMEN TOOK HER LIFE HERE IN DENVER. THE REAL “WANTING NOTHING FROM ME, KIOLE RE KOLE NOW MISPELLING NAMES TO TEACHER RE IN NIGERIAN ROYAL RACE NO MOMMY TAKING TO SCHOOL JUST REGISTER TOO POPULAR FOR ONE, IN ANY NATION CHILD OR NOT, NOT TO KNOW HER HIM MAMMA SOMEWHERE AND THEIR ONLY CHILD IMMACULATE HERE IN ALLOF THEIR NIGERIAN AIR-FORCE YOUNG MENTORING PARADES AIR-CRAFT LANDING ACCIDENTAL LINES OR NOT THING JUST PILOTING LUCKY STAR , OR HIM, THEM KNOW AL OVER NIGERIA, MAY BE MISPELLING HIS OWN NAME TO TEACHER HAS SAVED CHILD ROYAL CHILD LIKE NEVER SEEING ANYONE’S CHILD NEVER TO BE SEEING HIGH LINES DEN SITTING HEWING LINES HE IS OWNERSHIPS BORN NONE ROYALING MAY LINES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFOORE JESUS CHRIST OR ALLA-AKBAR RACE HE HAS BEING, HE HIM WE LOVE AND HE IN HIM WE ALL WORSHIPS BEYOND INE MYSELF CATHOLICISM OR AUSSIES SEEING LIFE JUST BEING, HIS ITS HIS THAT’S ALL HE IS HIS NAME INSIGINIFICANT, JUST HIS HIS, HIS, HIS, HIS, HIM HIS,HIS NAME” ALYSSA MILANO, WROTE AND WRITTEN MEDIA AUSTRALIA, MINE HERE TO BE SEEING THINGS DIFERENTLY FROM HERE OR WASTED. I DID NOT KNOW SHE IS AUSTRALIA. I THOUGHT SHE IS AMERICAN . THE WAY ITS DESCRIBED ITALIANS, TOO. EVIL DESCRIPTION OF THEIR LIFE TO HAND THEM OVER TO THEIR CONDEAAS DIRTY STINKING LAZT LAZT MEN SOMEWHERE OCCUPYNG MINE IN ITALIANS, BERLUSCONI NOW RICH WEALTHY, EVIL MEN FUCKING MINES IN NIGERIAN TOP RACES DIPLOMATIC CORPS, TOO, THE REAL ALLYSA MILANO ITS THE ONE IN THE MIDST PICTURE. REAL HOLLYWOD GIRL MANY ,MNAY LETTERS SENT TO HER AND COMMENTING NICELY. I THOUGHT SHE IS HER HERE LADY-AMERICANOS BEAUTY. HOLYWOOD HERE AT ONE POINT TAN. SHE IS NO LONGER HERE BUT IN THE LANDS OF AUSSIES. ESCAPED THERE TO MARRY ONE NOT JEWING NOT AUSIES BUT SHRIGRATING SR-UP NONE MEB OF THEIRS. SHE WAS THE ONE IN DENVER HERE. THEY CAN TRAVEL TO MEET ME EVEN THE JUDENS DOGS RE SUROUNDING HIM AND MAKING SURE NONE OF IT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM KOLE RE OMO RE AND BY SO THREATNING WOMEN CAN NOW TAKE LINES. THEY ARE DUMB STUPID WOMEN THAT WOULD THINK SO. EVEN NICOLE KIDMAN WAS IN DENVER. ITS JUST BEEN ABLE TO MEET WITH HIM NO ONE CAN SIT IN MY LANDS AND THREATENED MY WOMEN AFTER TAKING MY EMAILS. SO PRIVATE THINKING THE NATION AND LANDS AND ESPECIALLY AMERICANS ITS SO DISORDER AND LAWLESSNESS. ITS DELUSIONAL. KEEP COMING AND KEEP VANISHING NEVER TO BE SEEING AGAIN. I HAVE MORE THAN $70.000,000,000,000.00 ($70 TRILLIONS) AND BILLIONS CHICKENS AND PIGS AND 250,000,000 CATTLE HEADS AND 14 BILIONS BUSHELS OF CORNS INTO MANY MANY CAKES AND CEREALS AND MILKS AND BEEF AND RESTAURANTS AND FRESH FISH WATERS BIGER THAN MANY LANDS SOME STILL MINES, AND EGSS IN BILLIONS PER DAY. EVIL THIEVES THINK YOU CAN CAUSE DISORDERS AND TAKE THESE WEALTH , RECRUITING DEAD PEOPLE LAZY LITLE BASTARDS TO JOIN YOU MAKING DECISIONS HERE. SOME EVEN FRIOM MY OTHERS PARTS OF LINES DENSITY LINES LAZY LITLE BASTARDS WHERE POVERTY THEIR HEADS YOU HAVE CAUSED THEM THEIR WIVES AND STARVING RACES OF TODLING STINKING HIDING CHILDREN EVIL BEINGS LAZY FATHERS JEWISH RACE CONDEASSAS EVIL BEINGS AND EVILYING LILY MEN JOINING THEM. THAT, TOTAL LAWLESSNESS AND DISORDER, NO ONE LIKE HIM WOULD HAVE HIS PRIVATE LETTERS OR MAILS OR CHECKS. YOU WILL ALL BE DEAD AND NEVER SEEING, AGAIN FOR JEW DOGS AD TRASHES HERE SAYING THEY ARE WHITE MEN, NEVER SEEING AGAIN. YOU WILL ALL BE DEAD CRIMINALS AND THIEVES AND RBBERSAND RAPISTS AND MURDERERS, EVEN WHEN MURDERING YOURSELF CRMINALS AND MURDERESSES. YOU WIL GET OUT OF DECISIONAL HERE AND MY GOVERNMENT OR BE SEEING DEAD, NEVER TO BE SEEING AGAIN MY WH AND OVAL OFICE OF GOVERNMENT AFAIRS WHERE PEOPLE GO TO WORK NOT INSIDE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY IN TOTAL DEPRIVATIONS AND STARVATIONS AND NO HOME NO HOMER NO LIFE NO WIFE AND NO CHILDREN AND CLOTHINGS NONE AND LIF NONE WHILE YOU SI IN Y OWN HOUSES AND CARRYIN YOURSELF FLYING AIR-CRAFTS FREE ERETSA DEN SITTING HIGH LIFE MINES FROM YOURS MINE HERE. THEY WILL ALL BE DEAD GET OUT ALL OF YOU YOU ARE ALL THIEVES AND ROBBERS AND RAPISTS AND MURDER AND MURDERESSES OR ALL OF YOU WILL BE DEAD MORE THAN YOU ARE WATCHING PARTS OF YOU NOW IN THE 20,000,000 ONLY WOMEN OF YOURS BEEN RECORDED AND FACES ALL DEAD. EVIL THINK SO MUCH LAWLESNESS, HIS LANDS USA, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THEY CAN TAKE IT OR HAVE TAKEN OVER THE GOVERNMENTS AND NOW MY OWN PRIVATE HARD WORKS AND THE INNOCENT WOMEN BEEN ENTERTAINED SOMEWHERE IN DENVER BY THEM WHILE THERE DEAD MEN JEWS OR NOT IN ORGIES OPF DISOREDERNESS WERE ATTACKING ME KOLE ARIJE, MBA-LAW WITH THE BIGGEST GOVERNMENT POWERS OF MANY, MANY, UNIFORM AND SHEROFFS GNS AND OTHERS, INCLUDING MY OWN IMMIGRATIONS AND US MARSHALS AND F.B.I. AND C.I.A AND SECRET SERVICE AND MY OWN AIRFORCE AND WH, AND MARINES ONES AND JUDGING ROBES IN A LOCK-UP BEEN PICKED UP AT THE TME. I HAVE MURDERED ALL OF THEM MENTIONED ABOVE. THEIR WIVES, DAUGHTERS MORE THAN 20,000,000 AND STILL KILLING THEM.

  6. Get Informed Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    The people are not informed but then again, neither are many of our congress members and the President.
    Initially, let me say that nobody wants to see woman, children, or men die by chemical weapons. In December of 1979, the big bad Russians invaded Afghanistan. We had a line in the sand crossed then too, and we didn’t want to fight our enemy with “boots on the ground”, so we thought that the enemy of our enemy was our friend. So the CIA backed some Afghan and foreign fighters, with weapons, cash, and training. Seemed like a great idea at the time. But out of that decision, we got Usama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda. Oops. Now we flash forward to 2 years ago, and the Arab Spring. Tunisia Falls, Egypt falls, and Libya falls. Syria’s Assad government is dominated by the Shia faction of Islam that is aligned with Iran and Hezbollah from Lebenon. The rebels are the Sunni Faction of Islam, and they are aligned with….you guessed it, Al Qaeda. We have not got along with Syria’s Assad for years, so now we think that by backing the enemy of my enemy, the Sunni Rebels, this is a good way to topple Assad. President Obama began arming the rebels in June. They are now bringing the fight to Assad who needs to use chemical weapons to counter the assault. This is 1) a religiously divided country in civil war. 2) The Arab Countries who are willing to pick up the tab…Surprise…Sunni Islam followers. Name one Shia Islam Country who has agreed to pay?
    3) Who could have possibly thought that arming Al Qaeda rebels was a good idea? Who will stand up and take credit when these weapons are turned on us?

  7. Scamuel Jones Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    She’s fully qualified as a two-bit whore!

  8. Tom Schwarts Says:
    September 4th, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    Alyssa Milano needs to get over her self, and mocking people murdered is sick. Hollywood has spoiled her for decades based on her looks, and this tape shows that beauty only goes so far. People are bored with this already. If she had any real brains, she would have an academy award by now.

  9. Jimmy Crackcorn Says:
    October 9th, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Little Samantha Micelli, the chick who fought so hard to get topless pics of her off the interwebz, now think people still actually give a sh*t about her and care about her viewpoints…and, incidentally, that people really would like to see a “sex” tape of her. Jesus Christ Alyssa…1984 is over (as is 1992) and you’ve been wholly irrelevant for at least the last 20 years. Hint…you still are.

    Utter fail.

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