September 25, 2013 09:00 AM by Stephanie Gustafson
Like any Teen Mom train wreck, Farrah Abraham needs to make a living. And when MTV isn’t ready with a paycheck, she’s forced explore other avenues. Unfortunately for the rest of us, Farrah appears to have settled on a career in the sex industry, first with a porn video and now, a brand new line of sex toys.
Could there be anything less sexy than a porn flick starring sleazy reality star Farrah Abraham? Perhaps a sex toy molded from Farrah’s lady bits could make the cut. Such toys don’t exist yet, but they will in the near future! Slated to hit the market at the beginning of 2014, these toys will carry both Farrah’s name and form.
In a recent announcement regarding her sex toy’s upcoming debut, Farrah explained, “Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me.”
Later, the Teen Mom star continued the sex toy promotional effort by posting a painfully bad pun to her Twitter page: “Celebrity status pleasure is #cumming your way.” Yep, just when you think Farrah cannot sink any lower, she share what just might be the worst tweet ever.
Most of the world is deeply disturbed by news of Farrah’s new sex toy, but at least on individual is excited — Topco CEO Scott Tucker. The business leader told Radar, “We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity…we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”
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