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Farrah Abraham To Launch Disturbing New Sex Toy

September 25, 2013 09:00 AM by Stephanie Gustafson

Like any Teen Mom train wreck, Farrah Abraham needs to make a living. And when MTV isn’t ready with a paycheck, she’s forced explore other avenues. Unfortunately for the rest of us, Farrah appears to have settled on a career in the sex industry, first with a porn video and now, a brand new line of sex toys.

Could there be anything less sexy than a porn flick starring sleazy reality star Farrah Abraham? Perhaps a sex toy molded from Farrah’s lady bits could make the cut. Such toys don’t exist yet, but they will in the near future! Slated to hit the market at the beginning of 2014, these toys will carry both Farrah’s name and form.

In a recent announcement regarding her sex toy’s upcoming debut, Farrah explained, “Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me.”

Later, the Teen Mom star continued the sex toy promotional effort by posting a painfully bad pun to her Twitter page: “Celebrity status pleasure is #cumming your way.” Yep, just when you think Farrah cannot sink any lower, she share what just might be the worst tweet ever.

Most of the world is deeply disturbed by news of Farrah’s new sex toy, but at least on individual is excited — Topco CEO Scott Tucker. The business leader told Radar, “We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity…we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”

What do you think of this upcoming Farrah Abraham sex toy? Sound off in the comments section below!

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7 Responses to “Farrah Abraham To Launch Disturbing New Sex Toy”

  1. Riley Henderson Says:
    October 7th, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    Did you fall from heaven becaus……………………… yout face is really fucking messed up sooooooo bad messed upBitch please you as ugly as a motherfucker and hey guess what everybody can tell you have such fake ass boobs and there not even good fake boobs you could’ve at least have them big and real looking and your face is uuuuugggggghhhhhh so fucking UGLY and you have a bad body girl you fucking messed up. Sorry but its not good to lie so imma tell you the truth and I did bye bitch.

  2. Roni Hartell Says:
    October 14th, 2013 at 4:42 am

    Leave the girl alone, there is no reason to start hating her she ‘s just trying to earn a buck.

    Your just jealous cos she better looking than you!

  3. Good On Her Says:
    November 15th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    I say good on her, you gotta do what you gotta do. Plus there’s big money in sex toys, so hopefully she pulls it off :)

  4. Petunia Says:
    December 3rd, 2013 at 1:50 am

    I bet the new sex toys are going to be super hot. I wonder how much money she made from doing this.

  5. Nisha Says:
    December 4th, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    No one said you had to stick your dick in it jeez… Somebody will and that’ll be one less Walmart employee for the universe, or cooking consultant, whatever…somebody has to be the ho. She wouldn’t be any prettier at all if she were just somebody’s wife so just if you don’t like it, look away… No need for the hate…

  6. Electra Says:
    January 20th, 2014 at 10:14 am

    Give the girl a break, she’s a lean mean sex machine and I lover her!

  7. North London Says:
    April 28th, 2014 at 1:16 am

    A good write up


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