November 15, 2013 08:30 AM by Suzy Kerr
Breakin’ the law, breakin’ the law! Joe Guidice is in trouble with the law again – this time for driving carelessly in a school zone. I’m sorry, but what an idiot. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is already awaiting a Feb. trial for fraud, along with his wife Teresa Guidice, where they could spend the next few decades in prison if convicted. But instead of enjoying his last few months of certain freedom, Joe’s driving like a moron and getting busted by the cops. What. An. Idiot.
The reckless driving incident took place on Nov. 5 in Montville Township, about 30 miles outside New York City. The cop who pulled him over believes he was texting and driving, on account of all the swerving. I wonder what important text absolutely could not wait. Maybe it was to his wife Teresa Guidice, saying “Hey babe, u think we goin 2 jail?”
Hopefully, she responded, “Yes, you moron,” because it sounds like that’s exactly where Joe should be. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is apparently hoping to break the world record for having the most instances of suspended license, as he has had his driving privileges revoked 47 FREAKING TIMES in the last 27 years.
All of this is in addition to the federal fraud charges he and Teresa are facing, with accusations ranging from mail and wire fraud to lying about their income. The couple’s trial is scheduled to begin in February, and they’ve entered a not guilty plea. If convicted, each could serve up to 50 years in prison. I say screw the trial, 47suspensions of a driver’s license alone should warrant some prison time. I mean, that is just insane. Maybe they should tack a few years onto his sentence for utter stupidity as well.
Joe Guidice, if you’re reading this, stay out of school zones. Actually, just stay off the road period, mkay? Thanks.
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